2011年6月16日星期四

In fact, you do not care about me

fact, I really care about you

less sleep for you I can see your point as long as more and more talk to you

you put down the things I can concentrate on selecting a birthday present for you

disregard for your own feelings I can do what you think of things

Q24 hours for your online I can be bored with you in your chat

I can phone for you 24 hours to keep power in time when you need to find me

for you I can leave after the first 6 years of the city to your city to start

for you more than one occasion I even thought to Thailand with you will not let you alone

for you my best I can do all the things

In fact, you do not care I

I only ask you to wait two months so I have time I went to Kunming to find you but you insist on an early walk

chat with you and I talk to a few often no news is not good you say that you have your network the network can not give me a shout when you

you say you are friends find you sometimes I do not chat with new friends as you do

promise me you give me a call a few minutes , but after a long time to wait So you do not rush to see just met friends

Why do not you listen to me going to meet a stranger who does

you can go to Shan-shan ah you said you used to do in order to learn

Maybe you and I love the positioning of the difference is

I treat you as a girlfriend

you put me as a friend may be just friends , right

Maybe I was the right Although the words are hard to listen to it worried

Teach you the recipe that allows you to cheat cry


1, liar received a text message to your remittances but not to remove, to see what his bank card number , and visit the bank's online business hall, enter the liar card numbers, passwords easily fill in, as long as 3 times the error, this card is not among the 24-hour trading of any of (is to be frozen ), he and other bar, you see his bad mood on the day to give him 3 times and told him to lie! ! If we are lucky super, password, and ask you the money to disaster areas. It is difficult to be transferred to the economy itself.

2, first find out the phone number of the city, and then find which city gay dating site, registered accounts, leaving the contact phone number.

3, at the local rental website posting, the city center Bedroom, 300 per month, anxious to sell. 24 hours a day, also left the phone.

4, look for local mobile site, landing when one of the options is estimated to receive SMS allows mobile phone company to send a SMS verification code , and then keep it to move the company made an estimated revenue SMS crook enough to drink a pot of tea for friends.

5, a bank employee received the same message money, begins with the payee account minus 2 yuan, 1 yuan continuous export about money, then finally sent to the recipient received the information: Do not transfer, and more than 200 have been deducted, you are experts it! Told us how to live it!
(transfer when the election ······

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Midnight, sleep

Tonight, twists and turns, unable to sleep .
think all these years , only to find themselves and not the performance may be less optimistic .
forgot what time the outside, just remember that is often isolated .
said its own independent Better to admit that alone .

like few days ago, I fell the day ,好惨,好惨.
not have found anyone to see me one . even if one , just one .
Fortunately, I was optimistic enough .

life always like this , thousands of people back and turns .
When you have a slope , waiting for you and I do not know the mountain. < br> So I am not , Bu Ganwang his alone. because of fear can not wait for support .
to climb the mountain , who have their own burden to bear . than I am too optimistic , we can not have long face . To whom ?

feelings often can not find people to share , you can worry yourself , do not make life difficult for the world Kaner , but did not make life difficult for the mountains .
optimistic, there is no way not optimistic , always Follow the route their lives will not change because of me .
comfort , their own loneliness , not of others, being alone , is do not want to be a burden .
so lonely was his alone. of their choice alone ----- mouth alone can not tell .

( tough, write the jingle have become , and are what and what, days )


Generation master bow masterpiece

An example

Mr. grind together with the China Conservatory of Music of the older generation grew up erhu performer and educator. He inherited the essence of Chiang sent the erhu and was successively under the tutelage of Banhu performer, educator, Mr. Liu Mingyuan, Jinghu performer Mr. He Shunxin, following Liu Tianhua, Jiang Feng of the third generation after the erhu master. Bo all of his long artistic practice in the long-term exploration, formed its own unique playing style, with its attention to the changing approach to music handled delicate, profound, pure and honest sound, beautiful and moving.

Mr. grind

An example from teaching nearly half a century, Tao Li Shuo Shuo, issued by the State several times, The number of students throughout the domestic and international institutions and organizations, most of them became the backbone of today's erhu industry. It can be said, contains nearly fifty Ki teaching career to teaching Chinese Folk Instrumental Music, and even the development of erhu music has made an outstanding contribution.

However Tianduyingcai

, An old man identified last year of cancer in the body, losing weight. China Conservatory of Music and Institute of Chinese Musicians Association, the organizer of the Erhu, the night of 18 May 2010, in the China Conservatory of Music Country Music Hall held the Ki and the participation of students in Beijing, I had the pleasure to listen to the concert.

An old man

performance to student representatives of different periods Ensemble wonderful erhu name segment, particularly in Jiang Jianhua's a performance of famous professor of the field at all, more commendable is that the man's wife Ann - conductor, composer, Professor Huang Xiaofei as the orchestra conductor.

show the effect of natural Needless to say, the band's concerto is still so mature and consummate An old man is still playing, but the wasted face, slow movements and stage background hale and hearty in the eye, pressing the Ki British Gas already poles apart, a scene is, indeed, people may feel sadness. I look around, exit left the safety of the disciples filled with Ki, a lot is Yanmianerqi; next to Mr Lam close to their teachers and Ki worked for many years, optimism, easy-going little old man with tears in his eyes have poured out ; the right, lined the aisles of the audience appeared hospital Provost, Student Director, State Information Commissioner, propaganda, etc., each of them also face serious, implied sadness. When the performance ended, the applause thunderous sound to the country church boiling up, all the audience rose to applaud the old man consciously express my deep reverence. I saw the old man calm as usual, smiling his wife Huang Xiaofei teacher, Mr. disciples around the pictures taken around, then thought: the elderly performed countless lives, today is the curtain comes up, but its artistic life was never terminated because With so many people to enjoy, to the transmission. This is the significance of the China Conservatory of running it!

Sex life than love

This woman is too disgraceful a quick look at it

sex life than love? ? -

a young beautiful woman lying on a hospital bed, pale face staring at this handsome man said, her husband, do not toss We have no money, and men look at women that there is no relationship between laughter, the doctor has said you get better soon, and it is almost time to pick up my child read, the man slowly turned away, just left the room, the strong man tears came out, furniture, electrical appliances, car, house, to sell are sold, relatives, friends can borrow the money borrowed, even the last of the funeral of his father but also to the men, told the man said , try it, now you do not owe people, men went to the hospital finally back garden Sixin crying out, 20 million ah, the doctor and he said, in a 20 million will be able to cure his wife disease, but now there can have these 20 million for him now, the figure is super astronomical, tears are streaming over to see time go kindergarten daughter, the man wiped his tears, to the nursery the door. In the process of waiting for school children is asking an aunt, a woman said: your husband now how you, woman, looking sad to say, the doctor said to a kidney transplant, but alas there looking for ah, the money I can play out, but now can not be buying and selling human organs, aunt nodded say ah, really heartbreaking, man eyes light up, went over, asked, Sister, I'm okay with you to discuss a matter, a woman guard looked at the man said, you're going, do not misunderstand men do not misunderstand answer quickly, I also come with children, listening to you the things I think I have a way to help you out, a woman listening to puzzled questions, you can have any way, your husband is not a man that needs the kidney? I? How can a woman say this, it is illegal things, the man said, Sister, we say elsewhere, two people came across some small to see no one, the men told their own thing this woman said, Sister ah, we even help each other now, with only one kidney is not related to the woman hesitated for a long time that, then I ask my husband, you have the phone for? Man smile and said, I did not have to sell clean, you put your phone number to me, I'll contact you, the woman gave him the numbers, said that tomorrow, contact us now, each with children back, the men took the children back to the hospital, watching with hope to cure his wife and daughter in the mother bed, smiling faces of men finally have a point, the next afternoon, the man called the woman's phone, the woman told him tomorrow to the hospital to check the blood type, and then talk about the price, the man said excitedly, thank you, Sister, that you saved our family, the woman said, if you can be successful but also saved our family, and has been on the morning man appointment of women to the hospital, tests and procedures are cumbersome over, the diagnosis can be used, two people came to a coffee house, the woman asked you a price right, the man then said, big sister, my wife 20 universal cure is needed, I also do not have money, you see how much to give, the woman laughed and said, you are very honest, I find out through your things, you can do that to your wife I was very moved, I'll give you 50 million, I hope you and your wife go back later Huanneng buy a flat and furniture, Nanren tears to say, thank you, I will repay you later, the woman said, no, the price is very fair , we will not insult to injury. I give you 30 million, and other surgical finished giving you 20 million, she said, men and women said the woman smiled and agreed. The operation was successful, the transfer is also good for women, such as some of the 20 million check on the man's hand, said, Now go out to work, the children I will help you arrange a Man recovered quickly, when he returned to his wife's bedside, found his wife's color has been restored almost to the doctor to ask, now how about it? The doctor told him, yes, it has been able to go back to training, and six months should be able to complete recovery, the men finally put down the new stone in, and asked a number of detailed considerations, for the discharge procedures, with the rest of the money men bought a second hand house, well, price satisfaction, with his wife and daughter came home, and thought, the nightmare is gone, is to start over time. Man looking for a new job, it is hard to shop and go, and his wife at home training, the men in order to survive at home, often overtime, one day, a man who has a fever feel cold, and went to the hospital took some medicine, do not care about anything, not even with medication, the man to the hospital, the original kidney removed when he was not fully wound inflammation of conditioning now, and men like Qingtianpili after listening to the same, and asked How much is a doctor, the doctor said that such operations are intermediate, cost is not too high, but one thing to tell you that your inspection report to you at a disadvantage. , The man asked what the doctor said that you have an impact on sex life after a man lost in meditation, to his wife and family, and I now are worth, and came home and said to his wife, now go away on business, has been to find a babysitter at home, everything you do not worry, I'll be back, he looked at his wife, gentle man, said outside take care of yourself, do not be too worried about me, man kissed his wife on the forehead. Man came to the hospital to let his father in the operation on the signed one. Two months later, the man was discharged and returned home to see his wife and daughter, comforting smile, so that men can not think of things happen, life between husband and wife, the man can not even adhering to the , the passage of time in a day, even between husband and wife have a diaphragm, a man reimbursing the patient, his wife finally made the break, the men looked scared E's familiar with this strange face, nodded his head and agreed men in the division of property and child support that was once a piece of his wife to choose, the choice of his wife in another man's disappointment, his wife chose the real estate funds and now the home half of the men accepted, looked at his deep love of a woman, saying, take care of yourself. The man took the girl and a share of thousands of dollars, rented a house, a man thinking of his own wasted a half watching the kids finally able to sell their organs that do not care who shed tears, the original heart really hurts, how it hurts so bad, as if breathing is so difficult as to be torn chest pain, the tears flow over the heart, so it was dead, but had to take care of the child ah, she is still small, but also warm, you need to go to school, I would never give his daughter psychological pressure, men Yaozhu Ya stood up, sunset, watching the man of my back, so large. A year later, first grade children read and watch growing up the daughter of a man finally feeling happy, one day, he took his daughter to the mall to buy clothes, arrived in the door, and found his ex-wife, and read your children happy Look mother cried my father, a man watching now wear gold with silver in the women said, year-old bald man standing next to her asked, laughed and said, baby or my bad, ha ha. The pair of shameless Gounan Nv ridiculed others and so the absence of men, got into an Accord turned, planted a laugh to leave, His father, a man's complexion was blue, purple lips, his hands shook as wife severely stabbed. After the crazy man go back to drinking and smoking, often what there talking to himself, slowly, it was discovered that he had not very normal, just read the child said, he learned that he to listen. Later. . . . . One day, outside the snowflakes, read the child rubbing his cold hands and red man said, a loaf of bread, a bag of peanuts on the way back, from the turning of a van was coming, although the brakes, but the ground has been covered with the snow, bang, the men knocked out, but also thanks to open unhappy, the man looked at the car side of panic, they pick on the ground crisp bread and peanuts, got out a plate of two inch tall shaved head man, looked at the car said, fuck, really Xuan Hu ah, he should be fine it, another smoking a cigarette had been able to smile and say, see him as too fine ah. In this way, they drove majestically away. Back home, the men read the bread to the children, read the children ate the bread side of homework, the teacher asked students to write a diary today, called: My mom and dad. Other jobs are finished, read children Waizhaonaodai think in the end my mother what it? Mother's image has been blurred in the hearts of children reading, watching my father coughing in bed, read the children called a basin of water from the outside, against a good hot water, a towel and rub gently for Dad wipe her face and hands, in his father tuck a tuck, and he is washed, and then checked the windows and doors, off the light, and well-climbed his own little bed asleep. Morning, up early to read the children, awakened by a man, father, I went to school, a man took out a dollar from the body to his daughter, husky, said, promise me a few days to help me buy new clothes then, a fairly new down jacket, smiled and said, clothes, took out a pocket of money to the fifty-read children, said, money, or you want to make your ass uncle Xiaogang, and read children that know the oldest maternal aunt, and I go, first came to the school gate to see who she was afraid, Xiaogang uncle, uncle very sharp eyes, do not know every day how the Internet is such a good eye, he did not anything, is a professional gamer, earn a little money to live, usually receive a utility to help in any area, but the cost of home study are all children of his own pocket. Read the children, Xiaogang Han Zhu her uncle, because he read the children to learn as long as that bad or naughty, will certainly have to beat her ass pigtail pulling, ? Uncle asked her, bastard that kind of To school, children began to collect the students read their homework, because she was class president, came home from school at noon, saw a man not up yet, read the child asked, read very strange child, my father is how? Thought, and climbed on the bed to see his father and mother in the holding pictures of her childhood in the face to see his father, a man's complexion has become a gray, empty eyes wide open, as if the feelings of the human world confused, and like to talk with the unwilling and sorrow, from the ears and mouth out of the blood has dried up, , Xiaogang slightly clatter about heart, a hand touched the man's face, has been cool, and surprising idea to ask children, your father. . . Your dad how he bleeding? Read the children cried, , in the end how matter, an aunt said, Grandpa Lin retired from the Police asked, into a mass of the chaos, this time sitting in bed reading children inside, tightly pulled his father's hand and asked, , little people in the room do not cry, Xiajie a child picked up the idea, wiping her tears, said after studying children with me, and I can not let this child to be a little bitter, and sometimes, the this and that should read child care, in fact, we usually have no less care of their father and daughter, but the situation now everyone wants to use their ability to suffer was hard to take care of this child, watching his father was carried away wrapped in the room, crying and crying children read . . . Than the knife really have pain in the human body, Lin uncle ran home a few steps out of two thousand yuan on the hands of the Xia Jie said, is to sell the house will help you take care of children read open open seeing what ah This result is actually a man, dead time, no one would know why he took that picture, which has his wife and his daughter, whether he is reluctant to his wife? Or his daughter? Or both ... ...? ~~~~(>_<)~~ Fuck, I looked forward, not turn 3 days after the death of your family. -

When you find a treasure , you will be very happy!

people who treat you as treasure, not every day you call you baby
as treasure, he would like you all the time,
he will not hesitate to send a text message asking ask you.
treat you as treasure, he will face any telephone connection in your play,
and does not say
treat you as treasure, he will not hold anything against your body,
always told you to eat more,
even fat, is his baby.
people who treat you as treasure, do not say you is not splendidly,
then phone is full of your pictures, not the her MM.
treat you as treasure, he will be very nervous if you get hurt.


treat you as treasure, and he always makes you happy,
and not obviously in love, but always felt lonely.
treat you as treasure, he will be difficult to find him because you are happy,
will not get this time of trouble.
people who treat you as treasure,
he will be angry at him even after you said with you very happy.
people who treat you as treasure,
he would any of your things and handle their own affairs as well.
treat you as treasure, he does not feel like you a lot of trouble, or simple-minded,
He always thought that you are the best, and always praise you.
people who treat you treasure, will seriously remember his words.


people who treat you treasure, will you criticize him at the right time,
also review their own and even later,
not think You are in the hunt for a job.
people who treat you treasure, will assure you, but always care.
people who treat you treasure, will not make you feel lonely and alone,
will not make you happy, would not you angry,
will not make you jealous, you will not get angry.
treat you as treasure who will never be anything you cry.
treat you as treasure who will never make you feel like a person at any time.
people who treat you as treasure, even if breaking up is because he loves you ......

Who met you my life

Ten worldwide problem , see your IQ enough

(1) there are 3 candidates to lodging,
30 yuan a night.
three of 10 yuan per person per dig lobbied for 30 yuan to the boss.
boss said later today, as long as 25 offers yuan is enough,
out five yuan command waiter returned to them,
waiter secretly hid two yuan,
then,
the remaining 3 dollars given to the then three people,
assigned to 1 yuan per person.
so,
dig started 10 yuan per person,
now back 1 yuan,
is 10-1 = 9,
spent only 9 dollars per person,
3 people per nine yuan,
3 X 9 = 27 yuan + services 2 Health hide yuan = 29 yuan,
there is a dollar Where were you? ? ?
this issue in New Zealand when the interview has caused great repercussions.
anyone know the answer then?
(2).
ask someone to buy onions onions onions sold how much a pound
people say a dollar a kg which is 100 kg to 100 yuan
finished people asked to buy onions with light blue light green onions sold separately do not sell people say
selling light blue light green 3 7 hair buy hair
onion
people bought 50 pounds, said the said the light blue light green 50 light blue jin
last count is equal to 35 yuan 50 * 7 50 * 3 is equal to
lush 15 yuan
35 +15 = 50 Yuan
buy sell onions to the onion people who left 50 people
and sell onions but wonder why the obviously sell 100
onion
and the people who buy green onions Why 50 to bought it?
you say this is why?
think about the answer left
(3). there is 7 meters deep wells have a snail

climb from the bottom three meters during the day and night to climb to fall 2 meters
Q snail crawl out of the well from a few days?
a good answer to a message
(4).
a dime a three peach peach peach
Hu for a dollar you can eat to get a few peach?
want to understand the message, the way you eat peaches, writing about the ~

(5) twelve tennis shape, same size, only one of a different weight and the other eleven, and now does not require a known weight of the scales three times the weight of the exception that the ball will find out, and know the ball is heavier than the other eleven or less.
(6) a businessman riding a donkey to cross the 1,000 km-long desert to sell 3000 carrots. Known one can pack 1,000 donkeys carrots, but each 1 km to go eat a carrot again. Q: How many merchants can sell up to the carrot?
(7) as saying that one day a pirate ship was the world drop down to hit a cow, 5 bad guy had to flee to an island, that island alone, and fortunately there are trees coconut trees There are a monkey! we all picked the coconut together, but the day was late, so I go to bed first.

night a guy got up quietly, quietly divided into 5 copies of the coconut, the results found that more than a coconut, easily give the lucky monkey, and then quietly hidden one, and then mixed with the rest of the coconut back in place, it still drops back to sleep quietly.

over for a moment, another guy got up quietly, quietly into the remaining 5 copies of coconut and found that more than a coconut, he pulled to a lucky monkey gave, and then quietly drop a possession, the remaining coconut mixed back in place, but finally drop back to sleep quietly.

and after a while ......< br>
and after a while ...

short five guys are getting up, have done the same thing. Morning we all wake up, their dismal sub-coconut, this is not an ordinary monkey really lucky, because this time the coconut is actually divided into more than 5 minutes after a coconut, had to gave it. The question is, this pile of coconut minimum number?

(8) Block a treasure island, you see the medium and small three islanders, islanders know you know that the great treasure in the mountains or the foot of the mountain, but said he sometimes speaks the truth sometimes lies only in the island People know that the great Islanders are telling the truth or telling lies, but the Islanders their first person to tell the truth when it is telling the truth, telling lies before the people lie when he said that the two islands of civil move left or right hand is the way in, but you do not know which hand that is the hand that not, the only island in the Islanders that people know is true or not, whether the language he used, he also knows that right-hand man say. But he always tell the truth or always telling lies, you do not know that he is which of these two types, you can use the least question the treasure in the mountains or the foot of the mountain? (Hint: If you ask people treasure island where he would ask how do you know where the treasure? Vain to ask)

(9) said that a room has multiple tables, multiple people?

table if the three individuals, more than 2 individuals.

If 5 people at the table more than 4 individuals.

if 7 people at the table more than 6 people.

If 9 people at the table more than 8 people.

If 11 people at the table just right.

ask how many people in this room

(10) Some people want to buy several sets of dishes, cutlery shop to look after, found himself with the money to buy a 21 fork and spoon 21, or 28 knife. If he bought a fork, spoon, knife the number of non-uniform, it can not with complete sets, so he must buy the same amount of fork, spoon, knife, and who exactly will the money run out. If you are this person, how would you do?
(11) police investigation found that a thief is to catch thieves
police investigation, the thief ran
ran the running, appeared in front of the river
the river width of 12 meters, the river in thieves and the police look into the souls of trees
surface height of 12 meters, the trees are bare
thief leaves a collar around 6 meters long and asked the thief how to cross the river
Running ????

Primary 1 - 6 grades of all the mathematical formula for all poems ........

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Han Dynasty

southern South
can Picking, Lin Ye Hetian fields.
Fish play lotus East, the fish show lotus West,
Fish play South lotus, fish, lotus Opera North.

Geese
LUO
goose, goose, geese, crooked to the Tiange,
white hair floating green water, Anthurium call ha.

Willow
He Zhizhang
jasper makeup into a tree height, million green silk sash hanging down.
I do not know who cut out Egeria? February spring like scissors.

Deng Guanquelou
Wang Zhihuan
sun mountains, the Yellow River into the sea.
For a grander sight, a higher level.



Liangzhou words
Wang Han
Remanbar wines, want to drink immediately pipa reminder. Jun Mo
Zuiwo battlefield laugh a few people since ancient times fought back?



Changling Changling
Hanyu gradually
into the night with Wu Jiang, Ping Ming Chu Shangu see a visitor.
relatives such as phase Q Luoyang, a Bing Yu Hu.

Chile Northern Caribbean folk songs

Chile Chuan, Yinshan,
blue canopy, covers a vast area.
green and wild vast,
wind-swept pastures of cows and sheep. Li Qiao


wind down three Akiba
solution, able to flower in February.
thousand feet across the river waves, into the bamboo pole skew million.


Wang Zhihuan
Liangzhou word on the white clouds far from the Yellow River, an isolated city Maninsan. Why should we complain willow
bamboo flute, spring is not the degree Pass.



Chunxiao
Haoran
春眠不觉晓, Everywhere Birds Are Singing.
night comes wind and rain, Whispering Colour?



Frontier

Qin Shiming Wang Changling Han Guan month, the Long March who did not return.
but the Dragon will fly in, do not teach Hu Yin Ma degrees. Wei Lu Zhai



empty mountains but not people, but the famous person language sound.
Deep in the woods back to King, according to the moss on the complex.

send Yuan Er
Weicheng Zhao Yu Wang
dampening the dust, guest houses green Green is the Willow.
advise you to do one more glass of wine, West of Yang Guan no reason people.

September 9 Brothers in Shandong Wei

stranger alone in a foreign land, their loved ones during the festive season.
know brothers climb away, Biancha cornel but one person.

Jingyesi
Bai
Moonlight, the suspect is frost on the floor.
raise my eyes to the moon, looking down and think of home.



Old Lang month line


did not know Li Bai
hour month, calls for white plate.
they suspect Yaotai mirror, flying in the Pik-side.

望庐山瀑布
incense Health Zi Yan Bai
sunshine, very thick waterfall hanging Maekawa.
waterfalls three thousand feet, the suspect is charged Galaxy nine days. To Wang Lun


Li Bai Li Bai
boat will want to line, when I suddenly stepped ashore singing.
Peach Blossom Pool thousand feet deep, not as Wang Lun love for me.

Yellow Crane Tower Crane Tower
Haoran send enemies West by Li Bai
Yellow Crane Tower, the fireworks in March in Yangzhou.
Gu Fan Yuan shadow blue sky to make, only see the flow of the Yangtze River skyline.

Baidicheng
premature resignation of Li Bai Bai Di
North Korea Choi, Trinidad Jiangling day also.
monkeys are two sides could not cry, my boat these ten thousand mountains.



Wang Li Bai
days Tianmenshan
Chujiang open the door interrupts, clear water flows east to the North.
relatively out of both sides of Castle Peak, one at the side of a boat to.

not large
Gao Dong Huang day twilight
miles north wind and snow geese have. Mo anterior
no confidant, who Bushi Jun world?

quatrains
Cui Liu Ming Fu
two Oriole, egrets on the sky line. Xiling Snow Chiaki with
window, door parking Wu Wanli ship. Rain in Spring Night Fu



good rain knows the time, when the spring is happening.
sneaked into the night wind, moisten things silently.
both wild black cloud diameter, Jiang boat on.
look red and damp at dawn and spent re-Jin Guan city.

quatrains
Jiangshan Li Du
later date, spring flowers and incense.
mud financial swallows son, sand warm sleeping ducks.



River only solution to find flowers
Huang Shih-Fu
before the river east tower, leaning difficulties lazy spring breeze.
a cluster of open bona peach, sweet love dark red light red.

Midnight Bells
Zhang
moonset Wuti frost sky, Jiang Feng and boat lights, I sleepless lie.
Outside Suzhou Han Shan Temple, the midnight bell to the ship. Jiao zi yin



the hands of a loving mother line, wandering clothing.
departure sew, For fear.
Who made the inch of grass, reported in the apartments.

Jiangxue
Liu
Qianshan bird must, million tracks were off track.
boat PC World Weng, fishing alone, trees and snow.

Yuge Zhang and
sub
the coming of egrets fly, peach water mandarin fish fertilizer.
Green Ruoli, green hygrophila and Inclined rain do not need to go.



plug on the next song
Lulun
high black wild geese, Chanyu night seeing them.
by wishing scooters, heavy snow over the bow knife.

Wang Yuxi

Dongting lake and two-phase Moon, lake surface did not wear no goggles. Looking Dongting
landscape Tsui, Lo Hitodo silver tray.

Yellow Gold and Sand
Yuxi
nine miles of sand, wind waves toss from Amoy End of the World. Galaxy
straight now go to the cows with the Weaver family.

grass Fu De Gu Yuan Bai
Lili farewell
on the original grass, a dry-year-old wing.
wild fire, in spring.
Yuanfang invasion Road, then Huang Cheng Ching Tsui.
and give Sun-go, full of lush do not love.

Ikegami
Bai
Xiaowa support boats, stealing lotus back.
understand hidden traces of duckweed an opening.




Bai Yi Jiangnan Jiangnan
good old landscape had come to know.
Sunrise River bonuses and signs such as blue green river spring.
can not Yi Jiangnan? Fishing


Woo children can learn
uncover his head down Lun little children, sitting side grass mapping units berry body.
passers-by ask away waving, scared the fish should not surprise people.

Benjamin Li Shen
agricultural
hoe Wo day when afternoon, sweat Wo Soil. Who knows
chopping block 粒粒皆辛苦.

not met
find hermit asked the boy Jia Dao
Panasonic, teacher is collecting herbs.
in the mountains somewhere in the clouds Department.

mountains far on the line
Mu Han Shan Shi Jing
ramp, Bai Yunsheng at someone in the family.
parking Fenglin love to sit late, Red Leaves in Flowers.



Ching Ming Tomb Sweeping Festival
Mu
rain have, pedestrians Deep Sorrow. I ask a restaurant where there
? Shepherd Yao Zhi Heng Fa Chuen. Jason Jiang



miles Dalian Green Ying Mu, water, wind Jiuqi Murayama Guo;
Temple Southern four hundred and eighty, the number of towers in the misty rain.

Yueyou Yuan yin

evening among the Italian discomfort, Gordon drove the ancient original.
sunset is magnificent, it is almost dusk.

bee
both plain and jian Luo Yin
, unlimited scenery to make the occupied.
picked flowers into honey, the sweet for whom for whom hard work.

river fishing on the river who
Zhongyan
between people, but love bass beauty. Jun
see a leaf boat, haunted Storm.



motohi
Wang
firecrackers year-old addition to the spring breeze warm carcass into the Soviet Union,
one thousand million, the total of the new replace the old character.

berthing guazhou
Wang
Jingkou melon water, the Zhongshan separated by only a few mountains.
spring south bank of Green River, when the moon as I have.

book
Lake Yinxian Sheng Wang Mao eaves wall
long sweep no moss, flowers and trees into a stretch of hand suicides.
protection of water around the green fields, the two rows door of an inner room to send Green Mountain to.

June 27 Lake-House Sushi
drunk book
not cover the ink turned dark mountains, white rain chaos jump into the ship Pearl.
volume to the wind suddenly blew away, hope the lake water, such as day downstairs.

drink after the rain on the lake early Qing Shi
Shuiguang
glittering sunny side is good, the rain kept empty mountains are strange.
For the West than the West, wiping thick makeup total affordable.



Hui Chong Su Chun Jiang Xiaojing
Peach thirty-two
bamboo outside, Spring plumbing ducks. Montreal reed shoots Artemisia
short, it is like when the puffer.

title
West Wall
Wang Shi as many different angles, near and far different level.
do not know the truth, just because in this mountain.

quatrains
Qingzhao
summer students as odds, death is also a male ghost.
still thinking Xiang Yu refused to have River.

said Lu
children die per
know everything empty, but the sad but not Nine. scheduled for the North
Wang Shi Zhongyuan date not been forgotten.

autumn night will dawn a cool felt
Lu Ying Li Men
three miles east of the river into the sea, five thousand yards on the Ferris Yue. Tears do Huchen
Dynasty, the South Wang Wang Shi after year.



pm Garden Miscellaneous Fan Chengda
diurnal Hing
Ma Ji Yun Tian night, the masters of the village children.
Tong Sun unsolved for farming organizations, also near the school Jhonggua Yin Sang. Koike


Xi Yang Wanli
spring silent trickle, according to the water love sunny soft shade. Lotus Just Showing
sharp angle, stand on top of already dragonfly.


Xiao-Fang
out Jingci Yang Wanli
send the woods, after all, June Lake, the scenery and the seasons are not the same. Bi
then endless days of lotus leaves, lotus flowers reflect the sunshine day.

spring
Fang Zhu
Surabaya seeking victory at Sea, boundless new temporary condition.
Truthfulness east side, always colorful spring.

title
Lin Lin Sheng Di
outside the Castle Hill Restaurant Filled, Lake Dance Stop?
heater Xunde visitors drunk, straight to Hangzhou for Bian state.



garden worth
Weng
should pity clog the Compilation of teeth marks changtae, eventually becoming a small button Chaifei open.
Spring garden extra duty, an affair to. Weng, April


Village Green over the mountain of the original volume
White Man River, cuckoo sound in the rain to smoke.
small village idlers in April, before the sericulture and insert fields. Plum Blossoms
Wang Mian


wash my head inkstone trees, blossoming flowers light ink marks. Do not boast color
good people, leaving only the clear air over heaven and earth. Yu Qian Yin


lime hammer million
carved thousands of mountains, the fire burning if lightly,
pieces muddy not afraid to stay plainer in the world. Bamboo and Rock ZHENG Xie


insist Castle
not relaxed, rooted in the broken rock.
thousands of grinding million hit Kennedy also strong, Seoul, the East and West wind. Yuan Mei


see
boy riding cattle, singing Zhen-Lin Yue.
desire to catch Maemi, suddenly closed set.

Murai
high tripod
Orioles February day long grass, brush embankment Yang Liu drunk smoke.
children returned from school early and busy place to take advantage of wind kite

1 = total number of shares each
few × ÷ total number of copies of each number = ÷ total number of shares

2 1 = number of times each × multiplier = number of times the number of times
multiple = multiple
÷ 1 ÷ factor = 1 times the number of times
3 speed × time = distance ÷ speed = time

walk distance ÷ time = speed
4 total unit price × quantity = Price = total number of

÷ ÷ total number of efficiency = unit
5 × working hours = total ÷ total work efficiency of the work
= ÷ total work hours
the efficiency of working time = addend + addend =
6 and
and - another one addend = addend
7 minuend - subtrahend = difference
minuend - SD =
subtrahend subtrahend = difference + minuend
8 factor × factor ÷ volume = plot
Another factor is a factor = dividend ÷ divisor
9 = business = Business
dividend ÷ divisor
provider × divisor = dividend

Primary Mathematics graphics


formula
1 S square
C perimeter area of ​​a side
perimeter = side length × 4
C = 4a
area = side length × side length
S = a × a
2 cube
V: volume of a: edge length
edge surface area = length × length × 6
S edge of the table = a × a × 6 < br> size = length × edge × edge long edge long
V = a × a × a
3 rectangular
C perimeter area of ​​a side length S
perimeter = (length + width) × 2
C = 2 (a + b)
area = length × width
S = ab
4 rectangular
V: Volume s: size a: Long b: W h: High < br> (1) surface area (length × width × height + length + width × height) × 2
S = 2 (ab + ah + bh)
(2) Volume = length × width × height
V = abh
5 area of ​​a triangle
s h high-end area = base × height
÷ 2
s = ah ÷ 2
triangle = area × 2 ÷ high end of the triangle
end = area × 2 ÷ high
6 area of ​​a parallelogram
s h high-end area = base × height

s = ah
7
s area of ​​a trapezoid on the bottom b High
area under the bottom h = (bottom + down on the bottom) × high ÷ 2
s = (a + b) × h ÷ 2
8 round
S area of ​​the circumference of Π d C = diameter r = radius
(1) circumference = diameter × Π = 2 × Π × radius
C = Πd = 2Πr
(2) area = radius × radius × Π
9 cylinder
v: volume h: high-s; bottom area of ​​r: the radius of the bottom c: bottom perimeter
(1) side of the area = circumference × height bottom
(2) area = side area + base area × 2
(3) Volume = base area × height
(4) Volume = side area ÷ 2 × radius
10 cone
v: volume h: high-s; bottom area of ​​r : bottom radius
volume = base area × height ÷ 3

÷ total number of shares


= average number of total and differential problems
formula
(and + poor) ÷ 2 = large numbers
(and - worse) ÷ 2 = decimal
and times of problems
and ÷ (factor -1) = decimal fraction × multiplier =
large numbers
(or with - decimal = large numbers)
bad times worse problem
÷ (multiples - 1) = decimal fraction × multiplier =
large numbers
(or decimal + SD = large numbers)


planting questions
1 tree planting on non-closed circuit problems can be divided into the following three cases:
⑴ If both ends of the line of non-closed tree-planting, then:
NUMBER = number of segments + 1 = length ÷ length = -1
spacing and plant spacing × (number of plant -1)
spacing = length ÷ (number of plant -1)
⑵ If the non-closed end of the line to tree planting, Do not plant trees the other end, then:
number of trees = number of segments = length = length ÷ spacing
spacing = spacing × number of trees

⑶ length ÷ number of trees in non-closure of the line if both ends do not tree planting, then:
number of trees = number of segments -1 = full length = -1
÷ spacing and plant spacing × (NUMBER +1)
spacing = length ÷ (NUMBER +1)
2 closed line relationship between the number of tree-planting problems are
number of trees = number of segments = length = length ÷
spacing spacing spacing = length × number of trees
÷ number of trees
profit and loss issues
(profit + loss) ÷ difference = twice the amount allocated to participate in the distribution of copies
(large surplus - a small profit) ÷ = ​​twice the difference between the amount allocated to participate in the distribution of copies
(burned - a small loss) ÷ volume of the two distribution participate in distribution of the difference between the number of copies =


encounter problems
meet distance = speed × time
encounter encounter encounter time = distance ÷ speed and
speed = distance ÷ meet meet time
catch the problem
distance = speed chase and chase and the time difference ×
chase and chase and time = distance ÷ speed difference
velocity difference = distance ÷ chase and chase and time
water problems downstream speed = hydrostatic speed
+ speed = upstream flow velocities
hydrostatic speed - the speed
hydrostatic flow velocity = (speed + upstream downstream speed) ÷ 2
flow rate = (downstream speed - upstream speed) ÷ 2
concentration the weight of the problem
solute + solvent = solution of the weight of the weight of the weight of the solute ÷
the weight of the solution concentration
× 100% = weight × concentration of solution = weight of solute ÷ weight of the solute concentration
= weight of the solution and discounts

profit profit = selling price - cost margin = Profit ÷
cost × 100% = (selling price ÷ cost -1) × 100%
the amount of ups and downs Percentage Change = principal × the actual selling price = ÷
the original discount price × 100% (off <1)
interest = principal × rate × time
after-tax interest = principal × rate × Time × (1-20%)

Learn to appreciate a nice ring




to learn to appreciate a nice ring [m]


We live in a colorful world in this world not only has beautiful scenery also have different personalities, different temperaments, different personal charm of life in the long way, you will meet many people who met different people who have different quality and charm of appreciation, like love, has become the most difficult to grasp the scale of our


Some people say that men and women know and love is the most important fact in your life who you really can move far more than a go fall in love? love is a very real heart into the narrow emotion, it is good but the independent and exclusive


When you love someone, when he wanted a full account of his, including his thoughts, his emotions, and the whole person, but every time he moved over, you can no long have you never change thinking, nor always the only emotion so it is important not love, but appreciate


good person will distract the seductive luster he not only attract you, and you also attract the same people who have a like appreciation of the beautiful scenery, its existence not to a mountain, a wilderness but to the natural, is to ornament this beautiful world is to allow more people to enjoy, to taste, to intoxicated during


different tastes of different people will have different scenes with a sense of glistening snow-capped mountains of the United States has a pure and noble babbling brook has a delicate beauty of nature's magnificent beauty of the sea has a broad bold are giving each a different kind of beauty shock


everyone has a soul of their flesh and blood who also exudes the beauty of each different good qualities are attractive at any time, learn to appreciate the vision to see the world look at the people around you, you would be more peace with everything


weakness of human nature is to want to share to share all their favorite things, but who is a thinking, such thinking is changing all the time, not an emotion is eternal so do not expect you to have a lot of use a normal state of mind to enjoy the appreciation of a painting as a person as you will be very happy, will be very calm


When you use a normal state of mind to know someone make a person, you will not be any thoughts you have some personal feelings of freely exchanges, the heart will be a little bit of a blend of a true friend will be Your eyes will appreciate you coming to the friendship is also indispensable things in life you have a lot of true friends when you will feel the joy of life


have a good friend, than to have a relationship to be more plain in human life, every time the input is a kind of heart damage but a friend is different you can have friends at the same time to appreciate the truth of human nature in its beauty valuable friendship is also a love, a more noble love more sincere leaves this world there are ten million million kinds of people in this world do not necessarily have to love does not necessarily have to spend, just learn to appreciate [m]








Is a man watching his wife cry `` What are the best ... ... to see beauty



this day, clouds to two guests in the restaurant, a man and woman, four-ish, wearing a good, man, carrying a bag, seems to be a pair of out of travel couples.
waiter brought the menu, smiling. man took the menu direct delivery woman, said: : customers. a woman's own words again repeated, this time beside the man spoke up: Lengle Leng, surprised to see the waiter's attention, it is embarrassing to say: man and hesitated, how to eat a bowl? to see a man woman frowned and said: in the chair. next to the waiter bare a hint of contempt smile, thinking: This woman Stingy pull the home. light a restaurant to eat ravioli did not say, as long as two people still bowl. Pielepiezui woman washed her: , We do not have to sell wonton, two stand out to eat or eat it! business is too small do not want to do it? The two men, the only point of ravioli to eat, this is not the intention of trouble you? people who can not afford rice, estimated that another any ideas. In any case, home business, there is no reason to deliberately alienate.

waiter told him whisper: from this strange couple.

After a while, the waiter took home a bowl of steaming ravioli, to the woman in front of a release, said: see wonton, a woman's eyes are bright, her moving their faces to the bowl, and took a deep breath, then gently stir with a spoon with a bowl of ravioli, if want to eat, but not send half a day to the mouth.

man stared at a woman, turned to look around and feel everyone staring at them with strange eyes, he felt ashamed, said bitterly: What are you doing, came all the way, just to eat a bowl of ravioli? You eat it eat, I'm hungry for a day, and to Bubu. finished dish. This lightly on the waiter said: fart! I will eat the King meal? I would have no money? a pinch, to even find the phone that also disappeared. man stood startled for a long while, and finally paying attention to the woman opposite.

woman calmly said: and mobile phones are thrown into the river last night I had. suddenly remembered what opened the portable bag, reaching inside Meng dig up.

woman simply said coldly: out all the valuable things, I threw into the river, I've got a five dollars, enough to buy a bowl of ravioli! staring at a woman: What are you anxious? then how, we still have two legs, walked on the home. no money, do not they still go home yet? Back then the days colder than it is now it! what? forgot everything. Twenty years ago, the first time taking a trip we do business, I did not expect to be cheated his shirt, even travel money gone. After this, you have to give me to eat a bowl of wonton I know, when your body on the remaining five cents a ....... The waiter at the side of a daze and said: empty bowl, gently pushed to the front of men:
man said: do not eat now, or this sentence! Finally, he finally sent a wonton mouth, hard one to swallow, the whole is gargling the stomach when he scooped a second wonton when the tears suddenly
woman to see him eat, and smiled, and began to pick up the spoon to eat. ravioli entered the mouth, while tears drip into the bowl, which the couple and the tears on the sub-eaten bowl of wonton.

down spoon, a man asked the woman looked softly: shoes, pull out the insole, hand entered, touch, never thought to work out the five dollars he startled by startled, stare not believe his money.

woman smiled and said: Twenty years ago, you lied to me that only five cents, and only buy a bowl of wonton, actually, you have five cents, is hidden in the soles, and I know you want it hidden fifty cents , so I'm hungry, when a chance later you are forced to eat half of the ravioli, I certainly do not know the full, put out the money to buy a bowl! remember done, the five dollars, I did not Baizang! , a short while, holding back a large bowl full of ravioli.
man to a woman poured a half bowl: , we have to go home, you can not blame me, I just want to break up with you again before hungry for a while. suffering a back! the soup with water, eat clean, he put down the bowl urged women: back to sign, the money one point I do not, you and what a good woman, marry eight or ten, I will not control you .....woman smiling, calmly eating a bowl of wonton, then the waiter: a woman's hand, but never the body to work out a two hundred dollar bills handed in the past: looked Zhang Xianfeng, Zhang Xianfeng smile: into the hands of men, went straight away .....< br>
Zhang Xianfeng back to the office, goes out from the drawer had drafted a divorce agreement, breathed and looked a long while, muttered from language, said: Time wore on, who moved but little by little seal. In fact, Loved your people are not that sweet to coax you happy people, perhaps in the sole possession of five dollars, in the final when the last thing you ate something with the province, said hungry people ... ...



read a story, you know what my wife yet?
wife, is that in order to save money buy you a favorite gift, but claim to be on a diet of
wife, is that to love you, and give up the whole forest, bent on your side and you slowly getting old .
wife, is that you should not look at other women, to mention another woman, another woman praised the
wife, the one that holds each of you send her a sweet message, often turned to look at music the
wife, the one that always clamoring to kill your meal, ask her to dinner, said his hungry
wife, is that you buy a pair of shoes, running all over the world to find, the result tells you to buy back occasionally to see the
wife, is that you are not her, miss her very, every day at the mobile phone wistfully of the
wife, is that you play games, sleep, send text messages to call it
wife, is that as long as your support, we dare to charge forward without fear of the
wife, is that seeing other people's dirty clothes feel nausea, puts you wear one week is not for the bottomless black white smelly socks washed and relied on a
wife, is that one you hear people say bad, you argue defend to the death of the strong, very self-esteem, but in front of you, but wayward shameless
man, remember: his wife, the one that allows you to eat her only loss of the woman.
wife, is that you no longer want to have her and other women of the woman.
wife, is that always mean you, willing to spend money on her and did not look sad woman.
wife, is that you are willing to give up late, get up for her breakfast and a woman.
wife, is that once you Xingaoqiao machismo into will accommodate, understand the man's woman.
wife, is that you feel that washing clothes is also very masculine woman.
wife, is that you know how to liability, as long as she was happy, working hard has become worthy of the woman.

wife, is that you each want to have free time to accompany her, if only not to speak of a woman.
wife, is that you worry about because she was cold to see her eat a bowl of rice and happy woman.
wife, is that you are willing to hold up an umbrella to block the dark clouds of a woman on her head.

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Feet treat recipe

Medical books reads: the use of foot massage feet (foot) to prevent and cure diseases. TCM theory of It features the image of the foot of general medicine.
Modern research shows that people's feet on the existence of various organs and organ reflex points corresponding to area (points), to stimulate these reflex areas can promote blood circulation, regulating the endocrine system, enhance the function of human organs, to achieve disease prevention and self-care effect.
China has a saying: headache will be relieved. This is because the feet vasodilation, blood flow to the feet from the head can be reduced hyperemia to relieve headaches. For disease caused by a cold fever, headache, hot foot bath also helps cooling. If you can keep both feet and hand massage Yongquan pressing the big toe of the rear of the lateral dorsal Taichong Point, also help lower blood pressure. And, often insist on the application of traditional Chinese medicine foot feet wide, rheumatism, stomach illness, insomnia, headaches, colds and other systemic diseases, paraplegia, brain injury, stroke, lumbar disc disease, kidney disease, diabetes and other serious illness, after illness rehabilitation, etc. are included. Therefore, adherence to the scientific Foot, especially for people prone to ease the modern city of various diseases, often have a multiplier effect.
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* Chinese feet benefits *

First, promote blood circulation. The human body since ancient times, the second leg of said heart. From the health theory, the foot farthest away from the human heart, and the heaviest burden, therefore, the place most likely to lead to poor blood circulation, medical books reads: first dried up, old people feet first failure.
second, to stimulate foot acupuncture points, reflex zones and meridians. Many people have done pedicure, foot massage point pressure, when we will feel pains, soreness, this basically shows that our organs have corresponding reflex problems. So, when we finished foot massage, whole body will feel relaxed. Meanwhile, there are six human feet, the main meridians, including the three yang (the bladder, stomach, gall bladder) and termination points, and three yin (spleen, liver, kidney starting point, in feet , so their feet are equal to stimulate the six main meridians.
Third, the treatment of many diseases, have a good supporting role. People often say a word: their feet. ;
feet after a lot of people who have the experience, soak the foot when the knee will feel cool, indicating the body's alpine feet of water and being forced medicine out of the body, so if you've got a cold chill, and sometimes do not take medicine, bubble foot, sweating, cold body will disperse, OK. There are many people with high blood pressure, if the long-feet, will make the body's extremities to improve blood circulation, therefore, blood pressure slowly drop down to short, to understand the truth, practicing to do, only your own feet the benefits most clearly.
that when is a good foot soak it? that soak into your back feeling a little wave, or forehead sweating, and even better. Note, do not sweat because the sweat liquid heart. sweating too will be sad as long as sweated it out OK and that you are up and down through the meridian, which is also to prove that you pass the meridian is a way.


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* secret *
1. Indications: back pain, kidney back pain, leg weakness paint,
medication: cinnamon 50g, Evodia 100g, ginger 150g, onion 50g, pepper 80g
Usage: gauze wrapped boiled for 10 minutes until the water temperature dropped to about 40 ℃, full bath with steam for 30 minutes a day time.
2. Indications: insomnia medication
: Evodia 40g rice vinegar (white vinegar) amount
Usage: Evodia dextrose, warm water, then add vinegar foot bath with a steam soak feet 30 minutes , day 1.
3. Indications: neurasthenia
medication: Caulis 500g
usage: on the drug Jianshui to the residue, mixed with warm water foot bath with a steam soak feet 30 minutes once a day.
4. Indications: athlete's foot, chapped sore
medication: vinegar 100 ml
usage: vinegar mixed with warm water, steam foot bath soak your feet 30 minutes , day 1
5. Indications: foot disease
artery spasm medication: Speranskia, Yuan Hu, the final end, turmeric, Chuan Jiao, Pittosporum skin Clematis, Chuan Niu Teng , frankincense, myrrh, Notopterygium, Angelica hematoxylin, Wujiapi, safflower, soil Poria 10 grams.
Usage: the drug decoction to the residue mixed with steam foot bath soak feet for 20-30 minutes daily second 10-15 day course of treatment.
6. Indications: Dysmenorrhea
drugs: small fennel 400 g
usage: on the drug Jianshui to the residue, mixed with warm water foot bath with a steam soak feet for 30 minutes, day 1.
7. Indications: athlete's foot medication hind tibia swelling
: sage stems, wind, betel nut, Notopterygium, angelica, papaya, frankincense, no 3 grams
drug use: on the drug decoction juice, warm water foot bath with a steam soak feet for 30 minutes, 2 times a day.
8. Indications: edema, edema foot from
medication: Phoebe, the amount of Paulownia
Usage: spend drug decoction by adding warm water, dip the feet with a foot bath of steam, 20 minutes, day 1
9. Indications : Thromboangiitis obliterans
medicine: Gui, Monkshood, Lycopodium clavatum, matrine and 15 grams
Usage: decoction to the residue, mixed with warm water foot bath with a steam soak feet for 30 minutes, 10 Tianyi treatment, 2 times a day.
10. Indications: Hand, Foot Spasm
medication after stroke: Lycopodium clavatum, Speranskia, 6 grams of safflower
Usage: 5kg of water added on drugs, boiled for 10 minutes after adding warm water, steam foot bath soak feet, 3 times a day, 1 month course of treatment.
11. Indications: Hemorrhoids; eliminate dampness, reduce swelling and pain typhoid
medication: Cassia strip 60 grams of leaves 30 grams, alum 30 grams, 30 grams of purslane, Yin-hua 30 grams, 30 grams of licorice
Usage: boiled syrup on to the residue, soak foot bath with steam feet for 30 minutes once a day
12. Indications: headache, cold or flu medication
: ginger 200 grams or Pittosporum branches or pine branches amount
water use: the drug Jianshui to residue, mixed with warm water foot bath with a steam soak feet for 30 minutes, day 1.
13. Indications: diabetic toe necrosis
medication: Chuan Gui, 50 grams of raw Monkshood , purple Salvia, Caulis Lonicerae, raw Astragalus each 100 grams, frankincense, myrrh 24 grams
Usage: Medicinal 5000 g boiled, boiled and then fried with a slow fire 20 minutes to the residue mixed with enough warm water with steam bath soak feet for 30 minutes, each dose can be repeated 3 times with.
14. Indications: dizziness, headache caused by a variety of reasons
medication: magnet, abalone, Codonopsis, Astragalus, Angelica, mulberry, Citrus aurantium, Vitex, white Tribulus terrestris Li, white peony root, fried Eucommia, Achyranthes, 10 grams, 20 grams live alone.
Usage: on the drug decoction juice 1500ml, add enough warm water to steam tub soak your feet once a day.
15. Indications: hypertension medication
: mulberry, mulberry leaf, 15 grams of Fructus Leonuri
Usage: drug spend add water 1000 ml of water Jianqu 400-600 ml, to the residue originates back, plus 50 ml dilute water before going to bed every night in the steam bath foot soak feet for 30 minutes once a day.
16. Indications: foot moisture, tinea pedis scaling, chapped by
medication: Bai Fengxian spent 30g, Gleditsia 30g, pepper 15g.
Usage: Choose one drug, placed in 250ml vinegar soak for 24 hours, before going to bed to join warm water, steam foot bath soak feet for 20 minutes, 7 days.
17. Indications: Rheumatoid numbness
medication: and Alpinia leaf amount, or amount of wild pepper leaves or papaya leaves amount.
Usage: decoction to the residue, mixed with warm water foot bath with a steam soak feet 30 minutes.
18. Indications: old enough to dip sickness medication side
: Gui 20 grams, Chuan Jiao, safflower, Chong Wei Zi, 15 grams
Usage: add 1000 ml on the drug to take 400-600 ml of decoction, to the residue after the juice stand, plus 50 ml watered every night at bedtime steam foot bath soak feet for 30 minutes, day 1.
19. Indications: impotence; Xu Zheng in particular impotence drug for Vital Huoshuai markedly
: Morinda, Epimedium, gold cherry son, fenugreek and the 20g, actinolite 25g, Chai Hu 15g
Usage: actinolite fry for 30 minutes, added to the residue remaining drugs and cook for 30 minutes, the juice by adding warm water foot bath soak with steam 30 feet minutes, 2 times a day.
20. Indications: osteoarthritis
medication: 15 grams whole insects, centipedes 10, Speranskia 50 grams, 10 grams Gui, Polygonum 30 g, red took 20 grams of myrrh 10 grams.
Usage: the drug water 1500ml, soak 1 hour, the use of force to open water to cook for 20 minutes, to the residue mixed with steam foot bath soak feet for 30-40 minutes daily before going to bed 1 times, 10 times as a course.
21. Indications: weight loss, fat accumulation caused by excessive obesity drug: wax gourd skin 500 g, Poria 300 grams, 100 grams of papaya
Usage: boiled to residue after the steam into the foot basin every 30-45 minutes to soak the feet to sweat. Day 1 ,20-30 days for a course of treatment.

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* how to keep the young woman the secret of how to approach *

woman will sleep ... ... the United States to the old woman natural beauty, yet always complaining about not keep the pace of the years, can not stop the haggard face, everyone knows, will the United States to the old woman to sleep.
some food if supplemented with a skin care effect of traditional Chinese medicine, take medicine in the nature, with food of taste, both drug efficacy can be made, but also a delicious special food drug and if long-term consumption, will make your skin beautiful, do not face the old, youthful glow. In this special presentation of several production methods and their families Beauty Diet, for the female friends you choose.
one chrysanthemum porridge dates: dates 50 grams, 100 grams of rice stems, chrysanthemum 15 grams, add water into the pot, porridge porridge boil until thick, into the amount of brown sugar to taste food. This side has a spleen tonic, Liver eyesight, long-term consumption can face ruddy complexion, play care and disease prevention, the role of cosmetic beauty.
II. Hasumi Beauty soup: lotus 30 grams, 30 grams Gorgon, barley rice, 50 grams of dried longan meat 10 grams, honey, lotus seeds first, Gorgon, barley rice with water soak 30 minutes, then dried longan meat into the pot, cook until thoroughly cooked with slow fire with honey to taste food. longan nourishing vitality, lotus Spleen Stomach, barley rice, Gorgon of the spleen and water products, according to modern pharmacological beauty of Gorgon contains essential vitamins A, C, B, honey contains collagen proteins and enzymes and other substances, can stimulate the growth of skin cells, promote metabolism; this soup is an ideal of beauty Diet, regular consumption of eliminating wrinkles, The role of soft white skin.
three blood beauty soup: Bow River 3 grams, angelica 6 grams, 2 grams saffron, Huang, 4 grams, stems m 100 grams, chicken soup taste. Wash the rice, soaked in water; angelica, Sichuan bow, Huang sliced ​​into clean after a small cloth bag, into the tile boiled concoction of the pot and add chicken broth, then stems concoction of rice into porridge. until a thick porridge cooked when green onion, salt, ginger and seasoning food. This porridge with blood circulation of qi, nourishing blood effect; female menstrual blood can eat, beauty beauty, day 1 , 15 days for treatment.
four, raising Yan Tea: ginger 500 grams, 250 grams of black tea, salt, 100 grams, Licorice 150 grams, 25 grams clove, incense 25 grams, were pounded rough at the end and even backup. 15-25 grams each, early morning tea decoction or flood damage on behalf several times a day. This tea has a spleen, blood, stomach, nerves, Jieyu effect, Jiufu face is soft white, smooth skin, reduce wrinkles.
five white fungus cherry soup: white fungus 50 grams, 30 grams cherries, sweet-scented osmanthus and crystal sugar. melted candy first, add white fungus boiled ten minutes, then add cherries, sweet-scented osmanthus after boiling, casual eat this soup with qi, blood, soft white skin, beauty care Yen effect
* special offer *
girls who are not beauty
Formula one: first to a cosmetic side
1. fresh and new leaf gourd vines, etc. to cooling blood detoxification, skin care, wrinkle-free, bactericidal anti-inflammatory. Prevention rough skin, facial warts, acne, folliculitis.
2. Angelica, Baiji, Trichosanthes, Ampelopsis, etc. can nourish the skin, anti-inflammatory, to prevent skin complexion, Hei, rough skin and acne.
fact, Foot Wash not only played with traditional Chinese medicine to relax, promoting blood circulation through the role, if supported by the foot reflex zone massage, there will be a good anti-aging, cosmetic effect.
; formula II: insomnia medication side
: Evodia 40g, rice vinegar (white vinegar) amount. Usage: Evodia dextrose, add warm water, then add vinegar, with the foot bath soak feet for 30 minutes once a day .
formula III: high blood pressure side
1, step-down side magnet: magnet, abalone, Codonopsis, Astragalus, Angelica, mulberry, Citrus aurantium, aggregata, Vitex, Tribulus terrestris, white peony root, fried Eucommia, Achyranthes, 6 grams each, independent living, 18 grams. put the pot, add some water, soak for 5-10 minutes, Qu Zhi decoction to be warm enough when the bubble, day 1, were Po 10-30 minutes, 2-3 times a drug is available. The only calming liver yang, 1-3 times normal medication, blood pressure can be reduced to normal. < br> 2, two-Sang Tang: mulberry, mulberry, son of Chong Wei 10-15 grams plus 1000 ml of water, soak for 5-10 minutes, fry 600 ml into the tub until the water temperature is 40 ℃ - 50 ℃. feet 30-40 minutes, after drying bed every night 1. can clear warm vent liver for hyperactivity hypertension. feet 30 minutes after normal blood pressure, the role of 1 hour most, 4-6 hours to maintain and if blood pressure after 8 hours go up, fumigation may be second decoction.
3, Achyranthes Uncaria Decoction: Achyranthes, Ur 30 grams add some water, 5-10 minutes later, water to cook the juice, into the tub until the temperature when the foot can be constantly added to keep the water warm, add to the bowl filled up a day early and before sleep foot. are about Po < br> 30-40 minutes to reduce or symptoms disappear for a course of continued treatment 1-2. can be calming liver yang, cited warm down for hyperactivity hypertension.
4, must that step-down soup: abalone 24 grams astragalus, angelica, Achyranthes, raw oysters, white peony root, Scrophulariaceae, mulberry, magnets, psoralen, Dan, aggregata, 6 grams of independent living which, stone Cassia, oysters, magnet fry 30-60 minutes, whichever amount decoction of warm water into the tub bath, were Po 1 hour, 1 day, they Pu 1, extend 7-10 agent can Pinggan Yang, for high blood pressure, dizziness, headache, urine deficient, limb swelling, numbness.
formula IV: dysmenorrhea side
medication: Motherwort 30g, chrysanthemum 15g, Scutellaria 15g, Caulis 15g.
Usage: decoction, to the residue, mixed with warm water foot bath soak feet for 30 minutes once a day.
Formula V: constipation side
night before bed, with pepper, ginger, salt, vinegar, cumin, etc. Foot Wash and massage, functional constipation have better control effect.
to prevent constipation ten verses also said: that strong physical habitual constipation patients.
formula VI: diabetes, diabetic foot square
is a class of diabetes four weeks neuropathy and peripheral vascular disease foundation , due to sufficient stress, trauma, infection and other factors caused by the general term for severe lower limb lesions.
no gangrene in its period, for those who suffer from cold feet numbness, pale or greenish yellow, dark purple in patients with traditional Chinese medicine that can be adopted bath-bubble, through the skin by transdermal learn to warm, blood, pain, improve circulation effect.
formula: honeysuckle, purple Salvia, frankincense, myrrh, Phellodendron, Sophora, Chuanxiong, etc. with this square foot can play a clear role of warm blood detoxification pain, diabetic foot early indications were claudication leg pain. (if skin ulcers is disabled)
formula seven : chronic bronchitis
material: Houttuynia 150g, oneself 20g, ephedra 50g, Asarum 100g.
Method: decoction, the first drug to take advantage of the warm vapors smoked nose until the water temperature is appropriate, to join the foot a day 1-2 times.
formula VIII: heel pain in the elderly
material: angelica 30g, Radix 30g, frankincense 15g, myrrh 15g, Gardenia 15g.
Method: decoction 2-3 times daily.
formula IX: tinea
material: herb 15g, large maple 15g, rhubarb 15g , Treats 15g, Atractylodes 15g. as above.
formula X: foot frostbite
material: angelica 15g, safflower 15g, pepper 15g, 200g of fresh radish Methods above.
formula XI: chapped
enough raw materials: dried tangerine peel 30g, Onion 15g. as above.
Formula XII: health side
material: safflower 5g, one hundred 5g, hematoxylin 5g, independent living 5g, gardenia 4g, Speranskia 4g, Asarum 3g, Radix 3g < br> formula thirteen: hepatosplenomegaly
material: Tri 15 grams, 15 grams of Curcuma, Corydalis 15 g, ebony 10 grams.
; formula XIV: nocturnal emission, premature ejaculation
ingredients: Agrimony 40 grams, 10 grams of skullcap, Dan 10 grams, 30 grams Gorgon, Ligustrum lucidum 30 g, Woodwardia 15 grams Mulberry 30 grams, Anemarrhena 12 grams, Cork 12 grams.
formula XV: heel, ankle joint pain
material: bone to find the wind 30 grams, Speranskia grass 30 grams, 30 grams of Millettia, frankincense 10 grams, myrrh 10 grams, Blood 10 grams Vaccaria 15 grams.
formula XVI: foot odor
material: Gegen 25 g, gall 15 grams, 15 grams of licorice, white sail 25 grams.
* classic recipe *
1. known as the hit damage, cold Bitong, blood deficiency dry bowel constipation embolism. health of the drug with the essential blood red flowers, of acrid, warm, heart, liver, have blood circulation, remove silt analgesic effect. The other two taste of blood medicine hematoxylin and Zeeland, secondary effect is very good. hematoxylin of sweet, salty, acrid, flat, heart, liver, have blood healing, removal of silt pass through effect; Zeeland of the bitter, tepid , the liver, spleen, there is blood to regulate menstruation, Stasis carbuncle, water swelling effect. Qingreliangxue drugs habitat, of sweet, bitter, cold, heart, liver, kidney, there is heat and cooling blood, YangYinShengJin effect. divergence of cold medicine Gui Xin, sweet, warm, heart, lung, bladder, there sweating Jie Ji, Wen Tong, in turn, helps the positive effect of the gas.
speed up blood circulation, medicinal properties, eliminate fatigue, make people feel relaxed and happy, to health care, improve quality of life, the purpose of reducing the disease.
2. angelica 15 grams, saffron, hematoxylin, Ze blue, 10 grams of raw land, Asarum 6 grams.
Asarum effect: expelling wind, cold, water lines, resuscitation. rule cooled headache, Bi Yuan, tooth pain, phlegm Keni, Fengshibitong .
3. angelica 15 grams, saffron, hematoxylin, Zeeland, Lycopodium clavatum, skullcap.
lycopodii effect: relieving rheumatism and cold, dampness swelling, medicinal properties. cure cold wet weakness, joint pain, skin numbness, limb weakness, edema, bruises. skullcap effect: diarrhea real fire, in addition to hot and humid, bleeding, miscarriage. polydipsia strong heat treatment, Hyperactivity cough, hot and humid Xie Li, jaundice, hot shower, spit, bleed at the nose, collapse, leaking, red eyes and throat, fetal irritability, carbuncle swollen boils.
4. Hypertension: Ur 40 grams, Prunella 30 grams, 20 grams of mulberry leaves, chrysanthemum 20 g .
Ur effect: heat Pinggan, Xifeng be scared. infantile epilepsy shock, adult high blood pressure, dizziness, blurred vision, woman eclampsia. Prunella's Effects: Liver, Sanjie . rule M. scrofulaceum, gall tumors, mastitis, breast cancer, head beads night pain, photophobia tears, dizziness, Kouyanwaixie, aching pain, tuberculosis, acute infectious hepatitis, jaundice, vaginal bleeding, vaginal discharge. the effect of mulberry leaves: Qufeng heat, cooling eyesight. governing air temperature, fever, headache, red eyes, thirst, Hyperactivity cough, wind weakness, urticaria, leg elephantiasis. chrysanthemum effect: breeze, heat, eyesight, detoxification . headache, dizziness, red eyes, mind Fanre, boils, swollen poison.
5. insomnia: magnet 60 grams, chrysanthemum 20 grams, 15 grams of skullcap, Caulis 30 grams.
magnet effect : Yang Qi, Anticonvulsant soothe the nerves. cure dizziness, tinnitus and deafness, virtual asthma, epilepsy shock, palpitation. Caulis effects: nourishing the heart, nerves, meridians, expelling wind. the treatment of insomnia, injured workers, and more sweat, blood body pain, ulcer, M. scrofulaceum, wind sore scabies.
6. hot salt water foot bath:
1. can prevent athlete's foot 2. can sleep aids anti-3. can prevent a cold: soles of the feet warm by a cold, will be due on the respiratory tract caused by partial reflection of lower temperature rise and resistance weakened and enhanced, and therefore, saline feet, then massage springs and other points, can promote blood circulation, anti-aging effect with sleep aids, but also make your feet smooth and clean, but also can prevent a cold, or even enhance memory, the mind feels light.
feet of salt water is generally added to hot water in Banpen halftone spoonful of salt to the water temperature can be higher, but the foot wounds, should be suspended saline feet, switch to hot foot bath.
feet for cardio-cerebral vascular diseases, it is best drowned calf, 50 to 70 grams of ginger, half an hour or so feet. feet, you can smoke on the first foot on the heat until the water temperature down and then soak your feet in the water, and rub until the water cool. smoked after the bubble the foot massage, which focuses on the corresponding area are lung, bronchus, nose, forehead, trigeminal nerve, pituitary, parathyroid, solar plexus, kidney, bladder, throat, tonsils and lymph system reflex, usually about 30 minutes massage can.
Chinese medicine, salt has a clear fire, cooling, detoxification, and ginger is a cold, antiemetic, detoxification role for the cold cold, cough, fullness, sore throat and other treatment is better General cold to do twice the initial effective.
* vinegar foot bath vinegar cure minor ailments *
usefulness very much, except for the kitchen, in the daily health care, there are many magical effect, for example, anti-cold vinegar, vinegar steam beauty, vinegar regulate gastrointestinal function, and so on, in life, I have also found their feet with vinegar, fitness, disease prevention, treatment effect.
Qi stagnation and blood stasis type
the symptoms of premenstrual or menstrual abdominal pain, the color dark and with a blood clot. for such symptoms, should reconcile qi and blood, stasis pain, because The drug-based, and add the right amount of vinegar cited by the drug, such as the use of blue, aggregata, Motherwort, 30 grams, Chuanxiong, saffron 10 grams by adding about two liters of water, 50 ml of vinegar, the fire to boil, boiling then low heat for 30 minutes, cooled to 50 ℃ and other drugs when even the residue poured into the pot feet, pot liquid volume should be immersed ankle, if less than the amount of liquid, may increase amount of warm water. feet in the drug does not stop to the activities, so that the foot slightly to accept the dregs of the physical stimulus, every 30 minutes.


Life , we all complained


first cartoon there are many people, everyone is burdened with a heavy cross, in the slow and difficult progress toward the destination.


way, a man suddenly stopped. He thought: This cross is too heavy, so carrying it too went to what month ah? !

So he made a surprising decision: he decided to cut a cross.


I cut cut cut cut cut me I ... ...



go up after the cut is indeed a lot easier, he also could not help speed up the pace .

Thus, walked and walked and walked on the way to go, and come so far a long long time. He wants: Although just have to cross cut a piece, but it is too heavy.




To be able to quickly and easily forward, this time, he decided to cross and then cut a large piece.





I then cut cut cut ... ...





this way, he suddenly was a lot easier!





So he effortlessly went to the team at the top. Everyone to see: when other people are struggling to load before the line, he does, but it is walking easily hummed it!





walked, Unexpectedly, suddenly appeared in front of a deep and wide gully! Groove there is no bridge, no way around. At this time there is no Spider-Man or Superman to save him ... he came out, how to do it? !





people behind slowly catching up, they take with their own cross to bear in the ditch, causing the bridge, leisurely across the gully.





he also wants to do the same. Unfortunately, ah, his cross was cut down long before a large portion of the bridge can not be made to help him across the gully!



Thus, when other people are to move forward toward the target, he can only stay still, downcast and repentant. This time, his words echoing in my mind: There was a complete cross carry on my shoulders, I do not cherish, until it is needed, I only regret. The greatest pain on earth than this ah! ... ...

In fact, every day each of us are burdened with various cross, in the difficulties ahead. It may be that our study may be our work, perhaps we must assume the responsibility and obligation. They slow down in the world ahead of the pace, often seem to us does not mean much, but we have to take them to go our way in this life. We are eager to get on the right, we should understand that corresponds to, we will assume these responsibilities and obligations, which can complete our existence in this world of reason and value.

So, please do not complain about the heavy study and work hard work, because the real pleasure, a challenge to the result, did not experience profound pain, we also can not understand the joy of hearty! In our lowest when we believe the best days will come after all the clouds dispersed, because happiness and misery has always been inseparable.

We all have our crosses to bear. Each of us are burdened with their own cross. Indeed, the comic book for everyone, are saddled with their own cross, and when the gully there, they also took advantage of their cross to bear to help themselves across the gully, and move on. So we say: some dark, our only crossing; some pain, only their own experience; some solitude, only their own taste. However, through the darkness, we can feel the temperature of the sun; out of pain, we will be able to match the height growth; bid farewell to loneliness, we will be able to gain the depth of the soul!

my love

Westlife

My love

An empty street An empty house
A hole inside heart
I'm all alone and the rooms
Are getting smaller
I wonder how I wonder why
I wonder where they are
The days we had
The songs we sang together
And oh! my love
I'm holding on forever
Reaching for a love
That seems so far
So I say a litter prayer
No my dream will take me there
Where the skies are blue to see you
once again my love
Overseas from coast to coast
Find a place I love the most
Where the fields are green
To see you once again
My love
I Try to read I go to work
I ' m laughing with my friends
But I can't stop to keep myself
From thinking
I wonder how I wonder why

The most classic Riddles

1 buried a thousand years of wine, came out What?
Answer: Alcohol
2 has a pig, it walked and walked, went to England, and he became what ?
answer: Pig
3 class teacher checks recite, pig, dog, cats have to raise their hands, the teacher will ask who?
answer: puppy, because Want crackers
4 butterflies, ants, spiders, centipedes, they work together, which did not receive final reward?
answer: centipede, because the reactive power from Paul
5 zoo elephant's nose up, then who is the second longest it?
answer: what small fruit like
6 vision worst?
Answer: Mango
7 Which two vegetables have a mobile phone?
answer: turnip greens, each with a tortoise Sony Ericsson
8 From walking on a pile of stool, but only in the top left three footprints, and why?
answer: one foot nose it
9 Why do people walk on the bed to sleep it?
answer: bed does not own the original came
10 800 warriors of Sparta is, why the film which became a 300?
answer: Wu Bai to sing
11 Why can a small strong hand to stop the car?
answer: play
12 if you have a car, the driver is the Prince, Princess passengers, who does this car is it?
Answer: If the
13 Five Elements, who's legs?
answer: ham
1 in the world who suddenly become old?
Answer: the bride because the bride today, tomorrow is his wife.
2 heart worth?
answer: 100 million, because single-minded thing!
3 typhoon weather to bring much money to go out?
answer: 40 million. because of typhoon weather did not can not see what books?
answer: Encyclopedia (Encyclopedia lose).
5 if tomorrow is the end of the world, why some people want to commit suicide?
[answer] to heaven accounting position
6 questions: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: fear of 10000 cloth, paper just in case.
reasons: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
7 questions: pencil name?
answer: Xiao
reasons: cut (Xiao) pencil.
8 Question: Kirin to the North Pole will become?
answer: ice cream.
reason: ice cream (ice unicorn).
9 Question: Which number from 1 to 9 of the most hard-working, which figure is the most lazy?
answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard
reasons: (1) do not do two (2) endless .
10 question: how to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
11 Question: Which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao Cao
; reason: that Cao Cao Cao Cao to
12 :30-50 questions which bear feces is more than powerful!
answer: 40
reasons: facts speak louder than male (Bear) argue
13 questions: pen where the pigs come out how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reason: inside coax
14 question: how do they come?
answer: Han
reasons: also coax
15 9 月 28 is the birthday of Confucius, then October 28 is What day?
answer: Confucius moon
16 Wolf (guess fruit)?
answer: carambola (sheep escape)
17 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
18 Kuaibing under two carp (four-character idioms)?
answer: polite (Ice carp)
19 tofu Why play hurt?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
20 a bus accident occurred, all of them were injured, and why Bob is right?
answer: because he is not in the car
21 have a place to enter can not, ask what is this place?
Answer: Grave
22 chickens and geese 100 meters race, chicken run faster than the geese, why is it then to the terminal?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction East
23 school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
answer: on the physical
24 Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is one of the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
25 When a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what?
answer: step one foot
26 Some people say that eating fish can avoid the risk of myopia, and why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat to wear something eye
27 mouth no tongue
answer: teapot mouth
28 What kind of government can not give orders to have the old Pei Xiao others?
answer: the new Long met with a police officer
29 thief started to run, why?
answer: to quickly seize the day tomorrow thief
30 small chewing gum, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing.
31 than the tree frog Why can jump high?
answer: because the tree will not jump
32 scraping the face four or five times, his face still has a beard. What is the reason?
Answer: Pharaoh was a barber
34 What flowers can not touch
answer: What sparks
35 can solve all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
3 6 when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: The repair time
37 Hou in ancient times, what people did when my father first as a father?
answer: eunuch
38 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come?
answer: the toilet when
39 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful? Why?
answer: black chicken powerful, can lower the white eggs, white chicken eggs could not make black.
40 Why do we all like to sit and watch movies?
Answer: Because the foot stand to see acid
41 will be abolished early study hall, what are the implications?
answer: half an hour less sleep Tortoise and the Hare
42 Please, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who would win tortoise and the hare?
answer: can not say that! That the people who are pig ...
43 ducks two women and one thousand words are similar, as well?
answer: ridiculous (chicken) of about
44 family has a pig farmer and the donkey, the New Year when you slaughter a pig or a donkey farmer first?
answer: you are willing to butcher (stupid pig) or kill the donkey (ass)
45 aircraft to fly so high Why not hit the stars?
answer: because the stars will did not bother him. Why did not they say hello?
answer: because they are unfamiliar with




1 Who is the king of the beasts?
2 ● Zoo what will emerge after death? ●
3 movies What people can not wear a hat? ● nut
4 bookstores can not buy any books? ● testament
5 elephants left ear like? ● What is the water right ear
6 inexhaustible? ● tears
7 What has five heads, but people do not think it strange it? ● hands, feet
8 family asked the doctor the patient's condition, doctors only raised five fingers, his family started to cry, what causes it? ● If something happens
9 a chicken and a goose while on the ice, why dead geese and chickens did not die? ● goose is what Penguin
10 letters to people who like to listen to and hear the most? ● CD
11's longevity secret? ● Keep breathing, do not breathe
12 something more angry, it will be greater? ● temper
13 flowers bloom all year round, what is spent? ● plastic flower
14 Chang-e why I like living on the moon? ● Chang moths eat rabbit meat
15 where the road narrowest? ● Yuanjialuzhai
16 death fart called? ● vanish
17 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ● toilet
18 in the world's smallest island is? ●
19 refuges on the road when the earth exploded, where the most secure? ● hell
20 real man who is henpecked group together to discuss how to revive the glory of man, and suddenly I heard their wives to the , we flee, but only one person did not run, why? ● fainting dead later
21 What is the middle of the Pacific? ● What is the word level word
22 common around the world? ● Arabic
23 a child and an adult walking in the dark night, a child is an adult son, adult child is not the father, may I ask why? ● Because they are the mother-child relationship
24 two pairs of father and son to buy a hat, why only buy three? ● grandfather, father and son
25 hammer hammer hammer without breaking eggs, Why? ● Hammer Of course not broken

26 tigers chase a person is suddenly in front of a river, he could not swim, but he passed, and why? ● fainted
27 world boxing champion knocked down very easily be what? ● sleepy
28, a woman divorced several times to play a four-character idioms? ● before the public (work) to make gas (abandoned)
29 people who stutter do anything the most losses? ● long-distance calls
30 when a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what? ● onto the other foot
31 ? ● In fact, you do not know my heart
33 men with drink, why not non-Finger Guessing Game? ● toast Monastic
34 of the 8 in half, how much? ● 0
35 when the sun from the west? ● swear when
36 have just given birth to a baby, two children and the same year he was born the same day, and is the same for parents of students, but they are not twins, is it possible? ● possible, they are triplets
37 Wake up, everyone first thing to do that? ● Open your eyes
38 city opened a new hospital, advanced equipment and good service. But what is strange is this: here is not a patient actually received, this is why? ● This is a veterinary hospital
39 in winter, not by heating, how can immediately put into ice water? ● Remove the ice
40 points from a hungry cat walked beside a fat rat, why would only indifferent to the hungry cat actually go its way, did not even see the mouse? ● blind cat encountered dead rat
41 Peacock Why not fly to the southeast to northwest fly? ● northwest wall
42 as a truck driver and a motorcyclist collided with the truck driver was seriously injured motorcyclists are right, why? ● truck driver was not driving
43 Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, great son named Ming, the second son called two out, three sons called? ● Of course, called the Little Ming
44 a young man, he had a river to go to work; However, the river did not ship nor bridge. So he would swim across the river in the morning, only an hour's time he swam to the other side, the afternoon, the river width and flow rate are not changed, but more importantly is his swimming speed did not change, but he had spent two and a half hours to swim across the river, you say why? ● two and a half hours add up to one hour
45 sea on a great ship, it would have been the Capacity is 60 people, results in up to 59 people, it actually sink into the sea on a! This is why (the boat people who are not pregnant and overweight exists; no weight on board)? ● Do not panic, it is the submarine
46 days I do not know what to know, I know you do not know? ● broke
47 soles for two people, one facing south, the north face of a standing, not allowed to go back, not allowed to walk around, not allowed to look in the mirror and ask whether they can see each other's face? ● certainly can, they are standing face to face what

48 eggs, no impregnable, cook unfamiliar, can not eat? ● examinations of s duck Comparison of pain? ● head hurts
50 Confucius and Mencius differ? ● Confucius's son on the left. Mencius's son in the top

51 can not also by what? ● Excuse
52 into the zoo to see the first animal? ● conductor
53 magnifying glass can not be what it is enlarged? ● what is inverted angle
54 will increase by half? ● 6
55 as long as you call it it's name will be destroyed, what is it? ● what is often silent
56 will come, but never really been to? ● tomorrow
57 Wang first time to travel abroad with their parents, due to language barriers, a loss of his parents, Amy did not know foreign languages, he is not deaf, but like as not in their own country feel the slightest inconvenience, this is why? ● Wang is a baby
58 How can red with a blue pen to write to? ● write a ● Spare tire
60 has a natural black marble, in the September 7 that day, threw it into the Qiantang River in what phenomenon? ● sink to the river bottom
61 people in what circumstances would Qiqiaoshengyan? ● cremation
62 fox best confused man, then what couples, why give birth to babies without eyes? ● chicken

64 Why two tigers fight, have to fight to the bitter only give up? ● no one dared tried to mediate

65 Lin after major surgery for an artificial heart. Disease is cured, her girlfriend has to break right away, why is it so? ● did not really love her

66 you can do, I can do, we can do; a person can do, two people can not together. This is what to do? ● dream

67 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful, why? ● black chicken, black chicken that lays white eggs, white chicken eggs, not raw black middle of the night to go home before

68 forget to bring the key found in the family and no others, then what is your greatest wish? ● forgot to lock the door black hair

69 What are the benefits? ● afraid of tanning

70 if tomorrow is the end of the world, why some people want to commit suicide? ● go to heaven seats
71 managers do not cook, can have a particularly good food, what? ● fired

72 can not drink any wine? ● Why a bottle of iodine

73 marked toxic drugs are harmless to people? ● As long as you do not drink it

74 to play something, do not have the effort? ● asleep
75, one thing, people know to buy, sell people know only by the people do not know, What is this? ● coffin


76 It is said that a woman like a book, what books you like a fat woman? ● consolidated

77 is alligator and shark bite feel different? ● No one knows

78 a cow, walk 10 meters north, then west to go 10 meters, walk 10 meters further south, turn right back and asked where the cow's tail move? ● North Korea to

79 ● The day after tomorrow

80 What is the main cause of divorce? ● married

81 9 个 orange given to 13 children, how to divide it fair? ● juiced

82 put a pencil on the floor, no one can make the cross, how to do? ● Why

83 on the wall the old Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? ● She can not sit

84 frog Why can jump higher than the tree? ● tree will not jump

85 what the world has nearly 2,000 km / hour speed-Benz carrying people, and do not have fuel or other fuels? ● Earth

86 for fear of shape, not to have children after marriage how to call beauty? ● phoenix

87 Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? ● afraid to eat their own fingers

88 who is always afraid to take a bath ● Clay

89 why most Buddhists are in the northern hemisphere? ● South ● hospital

92 Why do geese fly south? ● feet away because of slow
93 melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin could eat, what not to eat melons? ● fool

94 has six bowl bread, six children each assigned to one, but also keep a bowl, and why? ● Finally, a child took the pot with the Pharaoh
95 four or five times a day to shave the face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason? ● Pharaoh was a barber

96 a word, everyone will read the wrong met. What is this word? ● This is the Several side? ● two sides. Inside and outside
100 a month which has twenty-eight days? ● Every month, 28 days