The most classic Riddles

1 buried a thousand years of wine, came out What?
Answer: Alcohol
2 has a pig, it walked and walked, went to England, and he became what ?
answer: Pig
3 class teacher checks recite, pig, dog, cats have to raise their hands, the teacher will ask who?
answer: puppy, because Want crackers
4 butterflies, ants, spiders, centipedes, they work together, which did not receive final reward?
answer: centipede, because the reactive power from Paul
5 zoo elephant's nose up, then who is the second longest it?
answer: what small fruit like
6 vision worst?
Answer: Mango
7 Which two vegetables have a mobile phone?
answer: turnip greens, each with a tortoise Sony Ericsson
8 From walking on a pile of stool, but only in the top left three footprints, and why?
answer: one foot nose it
9 Why do people walk on the bed to sleep it?
answer: bed does not own the original came
10 800 warriors of Sparta is, why the film which became a 300?
answer: Wu Bai to sing
11 Why can a small strong hand to stop the car?
answer: play
12 if you have a car, the driver is the Prince, Princess passengers, who does this car is it?
Answer: If the
13 Five Elements, who's legs?
answer: ham
1 in the world who suddenly become old?
Answer: the bride because the bride today, tomorrow is his wife.
2 heart worth?
answer: 100 million, because single-minded thing!
3 typhoon weather to bring much money to go out?
answer: 40 million. because of typhoon weather did not can not see what books?
answer: Encyclopedia (Encyclopedia lose).
5 if tomorrow is the end of the world, why some people want to commit suicide?
[answer] to heaven accounting position
6 questions: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: fear of 10000 cloth, paper just in case.
reasons: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
7 questions: pencil name?
answer: Xiao
reasons: cut (Xiao) pencil.
8 Question: Kirin to the North Pole will become?
answer: ice cream.
reason: ice cream (ice unicorn).
9 Question: Which number from 1 to 9 of the most hard-working, which figure is the most lazy?
answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard
reasons: (1) do not do two (2) endless .
10 question: how to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
11 Question: Which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao Cao
; reason: that Cao Cao Cao Cao to
12 :30-50 questions which bear feces is more than powerful!
answer: 40
reasons: facts speak louder than male (Bear) argue
13 questions: pen where the pigs come out how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reason: inside coax
14 question: how do they come?
answer: Han
reasons: also coax
15 9 月 28 is the birthday of Confucius, then October 28 is What day?
answer: Confucius moon
16 Wolf (guess fruit)?
answer: carambola (sheep escape)
17 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
18 Kuaibing under two carp (four-character idioms)?
answer: polite (Ice carp)
19 tofu Why play hurt?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
20 a bus accident occurred, all of them were injured, and why Bob is right?
answer: because he is not in the car
21 have a place to enter can not, ask what is this place?
Answer: Grave
22 chickens and geese 100 meters race, chicken run faster than the geese, why is it then to the terminal?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction East
23 school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
answer: on the physical
24 Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is one of the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
25 When a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what?
answer: step one foot
26 Some people say that eating fish can avoid the risk of myopia, and why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat to wear something eye
27 mouth no tongue
answer: teapot mouth
28 What kind of government can not give orders to have the old Pei Xiao others?
answer: the new Long met with a police officer
29 thief started to run, why?
answer: to quickly seize the day tomorrow thief
30 small chewing gum, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing.
31 than the tree frog Why can jump high?
answer: because the tree will not jump
32 scraping the face four or five times, his face still has a beard. What is the reason?
Answer: Pharaoh was a barber
34 What flowers can not touch
answer: What sparks
35 can solve all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
3 6 when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: The repair time
37 Hou in ancient times, what people did when my father first as a father?
answer: eunuch
38 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come?
answer: the toilet when
39 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful? Why?
answer: black chicken powerful, can lower the white eggs, white chicken eggs could not make black.
40 Why do we all like to sit and watch movies?
Answer: Because the foot stand to see acid
41 will be abolished early study hall, what are the implications?
answer: half an hour less sleep Tortoise and the Hare
42 Please, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who would win tortoise and the hare?
answer: can not say that! That the people who are pig ...
43 ducks two women and one thousand words are similar, as well?
answer: ridiculous (chicken) of about
44 family has a pig farmer and the donkey, the New Year when you slaughter a pig or a donkey farmer first?
answer: you are willing to butcher (stupid pig) or kill the donkey (ass)
45 aircraft to fly so high Why not hit the stars?
answer: because the stars will did not bother him. Why did not they say hello?
answer: because they are unfamiliar with




1 Who is the king of the beasts?
2 ● Zoo what will emerge after death? ●
3 movies What people can not wear a hat? ● nut
4 bookstores can not buy any books? ● testament
5 elephants left ear like? ● What is the water right ear
6 inexhaustible? ● tears
7 What has five heads, but people do not think it strange it? ● hands, feet
8 family asked the doctor the patient's condition, doctors only raised five fingers, his family started to cry, what causes it? ● If something happens
9 a chicken and a goose while on the ice, why dead geese and chickens did not die? ● goose is what Penguin
10 letters to people who like to listen to and hear the most? ● CD
11's longevity secret? ● Keep breathing, do not breathe
12 something more angry, it will be greater? ● temper
13 flowers bloom all year round, what is spent? ● plastic flower
14 Chang-e why I like living on the moon? ● Chang moths eat rabbit meat
15 where the road narrowest? ● Yuanjialuzhai
16 death fart called? ● vanish
17 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ● toilet
18 in the world's smallest island is? ●
19 refuges on the road when the earth exploded, where the most secure? ● hell
20 real man who is henpecked group together to discuss how to revive the glory of man, and suddenly I heard their wives to the , we flee, but only one person did not run, why? ● fainting dead later
21 What is the middle of the Pacific? ● What is the word level word
22 common around the world? ● Arabic
23 a child and an adult walking in the dark night, a child is an adult son, adult child is not the father, may I ask why? ● Because they are the mother-child relationship
24 two pairs of father and son to buy a hat, why only buy three? ● grandfather, father and son
25 hammer hammer hammer without breaking eggs, Why? ● Hammer Of course not broken

26 tigers chase a person is suddenly in front of a river, he could not swim, but he passed, and why? ● fainted
27 world boxing champion knocked down very easily be what? ● sleepy
28, a woman divorced several times to play a four-character idioms? ● before the public (work) to make gas (abandoned)
29 people who stutter do anything the most losses? ● long-distance calls
30 when a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what? ● onto the other foot
31 ? ● In fact, you do not know my heart
33 men with drink, why not non-Finger Guessing Game? ● toast Monastic
34 of the 8 in half, how much? ● 0
35 when the sun from the west? ● swear when
36 have just given birth to a baby, two children and the same year he was born the same day, and is the same for parents of students, but they are not twins, is it possible? ● possible, they are triplets
37 Wake up, everyone first thing to do that? ● Open your eyes
38 city opened a new hospital, advanced equipment and good service. But what is strange is this: here is not a patient actually received, this is why? ● This is a veterinary hospital
39 in winter, not by heating, how can immediately put into ice water? ● Remove the ice
40 points from a hungry cat walked beside a fat rat, why would only indifferent to the hungry cat actually go its way, did not even see the mouse? ● blind cat encountered dead rat
41 Peacock Why not fly to the southeast to northwest fly? ● northwest wall
42 as a truck driver and a motorcyclist collided with the truck driver was seriously injured motorcyclists are right, why? ● truck driver was not driving
43 Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, great son named Ming, the second son called two out, three sons called? ● Of course, called the Little Ming
44 a young man, he had a river to go to work; However, the river did not ship nor bridge. So he would swim across the river in the morning, only an hour's time he swam to the other side, the afternoon, the river width and flow rate are not changed, but more importantly is his swimming speed did not change, but he had spent two and a half hours to swim across the river, you say why? ● two and a half hours add up to one hour
45 sea on a great ship, it would have been the Capacity is 60 people, results in up to 59 people, it actually sink into the sea on a! This is why (the boat people who are not pregnant and overweight exists; no weight on board)? ● Do not panic, it is the submarine
46 days I do not know what to know, I know you do not know? ● broke
47 soles for two people, one facing south, the north face of a standing, not allowed to go back, not allowed to walk around, not allowed to look in the mirror and ask whether they can see each other's face? ● certainly can, they are standing face to face what

48 eggs, no impregnable, cook unfamiliar, can not eat? ● examinations of s duck Comparison of pain? ● head hurts
50 Confucius and Mencius differ? ● Confucius's son on the left. Mencius's son in the top

51 can not also by what? ● Excuse
52 into the zoo to see the first animal? ● conductor
53 magnifying glass can not be what it is enlarged? ● what is inverted angle
54 will increase by half? ● 6
55 as long as you call it it's name will be destroyed, what is it? ● what is often silent
56 will come, but never really been to? ● tomorrow
57 Wang first time to travel abroad with their parents, due to language barriers, a loss of his parents, Amy did not know foreign languages, he is not deaf, but like as not in their own country feel the slightest inconvenience, this is why? ● Wang is a baby
58 How can red with a blue pen to write to? ● write a ● Spare tire
60 has a natural black marble, in the September 7 that day, threw it into the Qiantang River in what phenomenon? ● sink to the river bottom
61 people in what circumstances would Qiqiaoshengyan? ● cremation
62 fox best confused man, then what couples, why give birth to babies without eyes? ● chicken

64 Why two tigers fight, have to fight to the bitter only give up? ● no one dared tried to mediate

65 Lin after major surgery for an artificial heart. Disease is cured, her girlfriend has to break right away, why is it so? ● did not really love her

66 you can do, I can do, we can do; a person can do, two people can not together. This is what to do? ● dream

67 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful, why? ● black chicken, black chicken that lays white eggs, white chicken eggs, not raw black middle of the night to go home before

68 forget to bring the key found in the family and no others, then what is your greatest wish? ● forgot to lock the door black hair

69 What are the benefits? ● afraid of tanning

70 if tomorrow is the end of the world, why some people want to commit suicide? ● go to heaven seats
71 managers do not cook, can have a particularly good food, what? ● fired

72 can not drink any wine? ● Why a bottle of iodine

73 marked toxic drugs are harmless to people? ● As long as you do not drink it

74 to play something, do not have the effort? ● asleep
75, one thing, people know to buy, sell people know only by the people do not know, What is this? ● coffin


76 It is said that a woman like a book, what books you like a fat woman? ● consolidated

77 is alligator and shark bite feel different? ● No one knows

78 a cow, walk 10 meters north, then west to go 10 meters, walk 10 meters further south, turn right back and asked where the cow's tail move? ● North Korea to

79 ● The day after tomorrow

80 What is the main cause of divorce? ● married

81 9 个 orange given to 13 children, how to divide it fair? ● juiced

82 put a pencil on the floor, no one can make the cross, how to do? ● Why

83 on the wall the old Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? ● She can not sit

84 frog Why can jump higher than the tree? ● tree will not jump

85 what the world has nearly 2,000 km / hour speed-Benz carrying people, and do not have fuel or other fuels? ● Earth

86 for fear of shape, not to have children after marriage how to call beauty? ● phoenix

87 Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? ● afraid to eat their own fingers

88 who is always afraid to take a bath ● Clay

89 why most Buddhists are in the northern hemisphere? ● South ● hospital

92 Why do geese fly south? ● feet away because of slow
93 melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin could eat, what not to eat melons? ● fool

94 has six bowl bread, six children each assigned to one, but also keep a bowl, and why? ● Finally, a child took the pot with the Pharaoh
95 four or five times a day to shave the face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason? ● Pharaoh was a barber

96 a word, everyone will read the wrong met. What is this word? ● This is the Several side? ● two sides. Inside and outside
100 a month which has twenty-eight days? ● Every month, 28 days