2011年5月19日星期四

Strong storms before 2010, kinky lucky you die laughing ....( quotations )


1:

landlord: Sister Furong Li and out of the water at the same time, there is a brick in your hand, you hit who? Strong storm

Re: Who hit who save.

2:

landlord: I took my dog ​​to beat it! It does not tell me the earthquake, usually screamed so Huan, just nothing like an earthquake feverish sleep in the nest!

Re: Well, after all, not own the ... ...

3:

landlord: Please describe in one sentence of China National Seismic.

Re: after the fact, like pigs in advance!

4:

Forum landlord: Men last night, when walking the dog and the big mastiff edge of the wood of a bald wild dogs together. Dry! Tibetan Mastiff actually did not expect a big loss to grass dog! ! !

Forum sofa :成人电影*, bald before God, they call me the lion!

5:

landlord: I skipped classes in college, hanging over Branch, extraordinary rejection, being left off, a fight, demerits too, breaking off at the ... ... hey, capable I have done a ~

Re: you died before?

6:

landlord: I like a little 6-year-old than my girl, still in junior high school, really commit a sin ah. Strong storm

Re: get rid of the word like that is really commit a sin.

7:

landlord: a beginning all in terms of KB, the middle of funny, tragic story. For example, a ghost once, put ass, and then died.

Re: Sister Furong met, fell in love with Sister Furong, Furong sister married ... ...

8:

Ya landlord: the group of idiots talking day in front of unit I feel the future is very slim ... ...

Re: Well now you ~ because casting pearls before swine is not terrible, terrible day in front of a group of cattle you playing!

9:

landlord: Shenzhen South head of a female street vendor selling pineapple so he bit off a small city managers Uncle JJ ... ...

Re: Hmm! You will not let me live, I will not let you enjoy life! ! !

10:

landlord: In fact, Newton's law of gravity is just lucky enough to find, if Early three hundred years, I can!

Reply: It is indeed fortunate, because he hit his head on a Mac, and hit his head on the poor landlord is not durian coconut ... ...

11:

landlord: they are being called the younger brother called Uncle miserable or tragic? Strong storm

Re: Uncle your brother out.

12:

landlord: the city manager to add new weapons came for the stray dog!

strong storm response: This is the same root, to fratricidal.

13:

landlord: Why more and more people do not want children? Strong storm

Re: Beijing sent officials said, to start with children.

14:

landlord: see today has been hinting to each other male friends to go to bed, ask: Is it to meet anyone is to go to bed? Strong storm

Re: do not go to bed to meet anyone? Are you kidding, we all so busy.

15:

landlord: a student, grades every year countdown to the first, often with a fight, according to leadership requires teachers to give students nicely final reviews, how to write ah?

strong storm recovery: the student performance and stability, strong hands.

16:

landlord: event dead by drinking mineral water, Hainan, China's food safety can be seen worrying, drink mineral water is also dead? Is not a QS logo? Strong storm

Re: Weak weak ask, QS is not meant to die?

17:

landlord: a man you have to Li or Zhang Ziyi?

strong storm recovery: a rooster, a pheasant, not chosen

18:

landlord: a dog and a man which support cost-effective? Strong storm

Re: ladies, even if you can make a man as a dog, but you can make the dog so that when a man does not?

19:

landlord: his wife gave birth to a baby girl, very cute, ask you to help her daughter with momentum from a name, I surname into.

Re: the chicken into the thinking of Chinese.

20:

Forum landlord: I have a million, want to buy a car, we Geigejianyi it.

Forum replies: You can sell 30 QQ, set a team to open, one will be arranged in S-type, one will be arranged in B-type.

21:

Forum landlord: Chen Liang Wang Xiaoya married with, please use the words comment.

Forum replies: Ah from good to it!

22:

Forum landlord: you say I look a lot like Wu Bai?

Forum Replies: Only half of the image! (Hundred and fifty ??!!)

23:

landlord: Give me a woman, I can create a nation!

Re: ah, to give you a sow, meat prices could fall next year!

24:

Forum landlord: Guess what country I am a hybrid of ^ _ ^

Forum Re: Chinese + deformation of magic!

25:

Forum landlord: girlfriend always says he's a small chest, I felt that I could, ah, you have to help identify what GG Forum ~

Forum sofa: the back Long both acne!

26:

Forum landlord: If I have a million yuan, I can loan to buy a house in the Tomson Riviera!

Forum Re: ah, but you're going to borrow money to pay property charges ~

27:

Forum landlord: he vows that today, I was part of his life I was part of his body, if not me, he can not live 啦 ~

Forum couch: My ex-boyfriend said so, but then I realized I was his appendix, the appendix, Aberdeen ears, six refer to such non-essential stuff!

28:

Forum landlord: his aging mother I am so rich, I buy a nanny what car?

Forum replies: That depends on the development of her husband to tell you anything to do with the ~

29:

Forum landlord: damn barber cut my head bad ! All the points Sunzhao require destructive bigger the better, the smaller the movement the better, because I go alone.

Forum Basement: middle of the night, a dark and stormy, quietly,communltd.net, gently, a man hanged in the barber shop door ... ...

30:

forum landlord : how do I got amnesia?

Forum Re: Would not it be cool? Woke up every morning to sleep in their own side, a different woman ~

31:

Forum landlord: Do you have a child grow up what kind of fantasy scenes will make you stole the show in front of everyone?

Forum bench: pick a load of manure to the streets to see who dislike his head thrown poured on!

32:

Forum landlord: Why pol.ice Zhuahuai Ren Ming when the siren to be? Not afraid to hear bad boss ran away?

Forum couch: higher-level units to check the advance notice before the usually lower unit ~

33:

Forum landlord: Why keep up the father of a child born last name?

Forum couch: Because ATM card where people spit all the money go.

34:

Forum landlord: Shuai there ass to use - Death is not the end, eat!

Forum Re: Shuai have disabilities to accompany, a gun fight, might ride, a car seat, have similar secret crush ... ... handsome how bad? ! !

35:

Forum landlord: Call for dirty curse the most ruthless and does not reveal the word.

forum post 31: When your mother is not at you threw the man, the placenta was raised?

36:

Forum landlord: Why is President Hu's visit to Japan, Japan more distant, and even the airport did not even welcome sign hanging?

Forum couch: how to hang? Warm welcome to old friends of China to Japan?

37:

Forum landlord: you women bra is not big summer hot?

Forum replies: We do not take you will be hot ... ...

38:

Forum landlord: I bought a new estate, how you say scared to death - - I drove a full perimeter with a two and a half hours! ! !

Forum couch: ah, I used to have such a broken car ~


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