1. One night, a nude man cried a taxi, the driver gazed at him intently, Naked furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother naked Yeah man! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother!
2. man and female friends to sleep in a chamber, the woman drew the line: off-line is savage. Found that men really do not wake up over the line, woman severely beat a man slap in the face: you do not even like beasts!
3. Hongtao meet foreign observers a day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, exotic visitors, saying: I am his mother or side shows 70 too!
4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to ascertain her mother v. Ku:
5. a woman can not read, but like to listen to the radio, listen to climate forecasts every day. One day, asked his family to eat: 6 precipice just a mouse waving paw, jump again and again, efforts to inhibit studying to fly, bat seeing it fall next to the mother's badly beaten, worried that: it father, or told it, it is not we real daughter!
7. and friends to the altitude of Taishan sunrise, a friend pointed to the sky, said: distance was Tizhaokuzi out Ma said: 1. Ghost: God, I think the next reincarnation and angel pearly body, and with a pair of wings, yet I still want to suck blood.
God: What do you do Whisper it reborn.
2. A friend first attendance in the park Maibing Gun Kim Pok, sorry crying; this time, where 1 human suddenly shouted: That friend one, and my heart can be merry, to emulate the call:
3. Ants and elephants obtain married soon, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: A chap trample on a girl and blow the courage to inquire the girl what boys like
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5. Day, I arrest the final train out of inhalation while chasing repeatedly calling: Master! Master, and so I suddenly notable ah ~
passenger stuck his head out the window, slowly in front of me: Wukong. You do not chase the
6. Bio exam day, including a answer is to look at the bird's thigh to guess the bird's appoint. Some students really do not understand, furious on the paper a cut prepared to depart the exam room. Invigilator maddening then asked him: Beautiful Mongolian actress After the representation, met with the mastery came to power, then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, half a day is not incensed, cordial asked: What's your label? The actress replied excitedly, A man bought a parrot would say Liangzi Who is that one day the owner was not at home, there is a change of gas to knock on the door.
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
... ...
door lying individual home employer, the owner surprising, Who is
door: for gas
9. One on the road to see a bunch of entities, squat sniffed, said it might be going to the lavatory, put his hand touched his mouth to lick the next point, that actually is working to the toilet, but fortunately did not step on smth. To! ~
10. The doctor asked the patient how the fractures, A: I think there are dirt shoes, shoes on leaning poles jolt, shake ah shake ...... I think I have a private cordless impact, and then took a mallet to me two stick.
11. A instructor instructing in the field: Pok together fast said: index finger 。。。A public toilet, A Jun constipation, do not pull a long hauled out, then another man rushed Jun B, just squat on the provision in Para pull well not amusement, A-Jun, after audition, said: you, pull was so happy Some that are training bicycle, the front of a pedestrian, Moujun alarm, shouting: Persevering, some that hit pedestrians or riding too wrong. Pedestrians got furious: Day, even called her mother, the mini fellow questioned the telephone. Out of manners, I must look at her welcoming.
colleague's son, 4 years old. Classic sentence: Road in a motorcar accident - turtle nest cattle step on smth. Hurt. Police are investigating the reason of the event, said Wo Niu: how the turtle hit you? The nest is hanging plaster uncertain floor meat recollections panic: I do not memorize, he was too hasty!
16. Stay in a solitary polar bear on ice in a daze, really bored and started pulling their hair play, one ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last one does not pull the left, he suddenly cried out ... ... ... ... chilly ah! ! ... ... ... ... ... ...
17. Colleague's daughter is a small Meirenpeizi, her mother came back from kindergarten often ask her: I do not feel beautiful. One pair of women's contraceptive failure epigenetic 伕 a small boy, the child's life out on the clenched fist, have been laughing. A nurse to break separately his fist. Found inside a pharmaceutical, and then speak a little boy: Two men go to the mountains to play, who accidentally took a fall off a cliff, peek worried shouted: In the fall down it ~~~~~I am also the top, a man riding a bicycle, the handlebars are not palms, hands across their chests, after seeing a vehicle police, said: palm good! The man replied, comrades!
21. Monkey asked the fox, how to depict an elephant up with a song that ass? Fox said: Leo's
24. A modish woman onto the bus, saw a drastic air urinal tissue erase out a while, equitable to put a fart sitting Unfortunately, next to a man laughed:
25. Penguin is boring,9322.org, I think of the Arctic to look for polar bears to play
walked away, taking many annuals, namely coming, and suddenly meditation of it at family so gas did not shut
back, walked away, and went as many years , turn off the gas, and begin, and walked away, and went for several years eventually came to the polar bear
the door, knock on the door:
- polar bear! Come out to play!
polar bear:
- do not play.
26. Junior tall educate, a digit of Pok teacher equation alteration, on the podium sleeves coiled loudly: with Pok their care! I want to deformed! ... ...
27. A decide strabismus, B, C 3 day trial of the suspects,
A judge said: I did not ask you. Aircraft, the crow of the flight attendants said: the pig, said: Q: Do you have carrots to sell here? anxious boss said no! After a child again asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come back trouble, I took scissors to mow your ears!
over rabbit for a while again: Do you have scissors to sell here? boss said: No. Rabbit asked: Do you sell here, there are no carrots ... ...
30.
devil devil seize the princess said: Although you called the broken throat, that no one will come to rid you!
Princess: broken larynx, breaking the pharynx!
No: the princess, I'll salvage you!
devil: that Cao Cao Cao Cao went to! < br> Cao Cao: demon, you told me why?
devil: Wow, see a specter!
ghost: by! was found.
by: Nonsense, who found me ?
Who: Off I Pishi!
devil: oh, my Lord!
God: Why did I?!
Who: No one told you, ah!
no one: What I There!!!
had said to the devil from schizophrenia.
31. a potentate princess was asked to marriage, to an apple on the princess's pate, who ought have the chance to marry its princess shot.
first male shot in the apple, he said: kitchen sword to pursue him, this male rotated nigh and ran, ran until a dead end, meditative that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you pursue me.
33. flight attendant warned tourists seatbelt
? : Reading the top two birds with!
35.
sun sun to grass to call: Hey, the grass you? my day.
grass: I grass, Who are you?
Sun : I ah
on grass: I grass, you in the end Who
sun: I day ah, you grass it
grass: TMD, Who are you in the end, my grass
sun: My day I ah
on grass: I grass.
sun's mother caught the phone: grass, I am his mother on the grass your mother okay?
36. male and female friends to go shopping,
girlfriend: Oh, good sour feet Oh.
boyfriend was nervous: how? no tread above smth. into a lemon?
37. Winnie asked the rabbit: ? br> 38. rabbits to the bakery: the boss, there are 100 small bread? boss: No next day the hare came again: the boss, there are 100 small bread? Boss: Sorry, not.
third day of the rabbits a door: the boss, there are 100 small bread? boss: It was too embarrassing, or not.
rabbits elasticity on the fourth day came: the foreman, There are 100 small cake? boss: Great! today have 100 small cake ~!
rabbits: Great! to give me two!
39. Father and son sitting bus.
Son: Dad, what time to ah?
father: stop it to.
son: When to stop ah?
father: to stopped.
< br> 40. There was a man and a tiger were tied to two trees, the Tigers tied the cord underneath a bougie, cord burns on Get out, and if the rope is blown, the tiger ambition dine the human, The results say a word, no eat
at Tiger said ! kid in the house crying entire night, keep the wolf out the night, morning, Wolf said, choking back tears, was: men, men are liars! ! !
42. The girl asked her boyfriend the first day, the white rabbit to the creek fishing, caught naught, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the rabbits arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at a small rabbit exclaimed:
If you fucking dare to use the carrot for bait, I on the smooth die!
44. Moujun premier aircraft, panic, terrified apt open eyes, eyes open afterward 15 minutes,9923.org, see out the window, shouting: > sat next said: Sorry, made a blunder!! Hair stylist deliberately knocked off San Mao, a cilia. San Mao sighed and said: I sculpture apt a good pull. Yet variant cilia stylist accidentally knocked off the root. San Mao looked the fire: Ah you to ambition me disheveled?
47. Once there was a comfit, long walk in the street, suddenly said: Oh my feet a good soft
48. M: Do you like me?
female : you guess.
men: love!
woman: you surmise afresh.
49. a cerebral patient in prose, the doctor asked: the letter. > 50. ...... side while ......< br> children: his side of undress, while trousers.
Teacher comments: he in the end is to de ah? or wear ah?
Title: One
children: one a left foot harm I had.
Teacher comments: You are centipede it?
Title: after another
children: work, my father's home after another.
Teacher comments: Ji you have a father in the end it?
Title: sad
children: a ditch in front of my home quite sad.
Teacher comments: the teacher is more melancholy
topics: and they
children: my mother short and high portly and thin.
Teacher comments: Your mom is a distortion of wizardry it?
Title: You see
kids: Do you see what to see! never seen ah?
teacher reviews: Do not be too pulled
Title: thriving
babies write: thriving Wing confession.
teacher reviews: Do not look too many drama!
Title: delicious
children write: savory ass.
teacher :.........< br> Subject: naive
children write: today's really peppery.
teacher reviews: Do you really childish
Title: really
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit and then turbid
teacher reviews: a phrase, can not be separated < br> Subject: first ...... then ...... Example: eabove all, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :......... ........< br> Topic: What is
children: a exercise passes Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
Teacher comments: I must die
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